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| Posted by Allison L. Aaserude on 07-Aug-2005 | What do gay termites eat?...What do gay termites eat?
Wood Peckers.
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():dirty jokes (1575): What's the difference between 200 blow jobs... |
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| Posted by LeaveMeBe on 07-Aug-2005 | What's the difference between 200 blow jobs...What's the difference between 200 blow jobs and a blimp?
- One's a good year and one's a great year!
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():dirty jokes (1575): At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador... |
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| Posted by Jay Jay on 07-Aug-2005 | At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador...At a U.N. meeting the American ambassador turned to
the Japanese ambassador and whispered, "When was your last election?"
The Japanese ambassador turned bright red and whispered back, "before
bleakfast."
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| Posted by Katy Mantel on 09-Aug-2005 | Literal Bitch!Three guys are in a bar discussing how much their wives bitch at them.
They decide that when they get home, they'll do everything that the women ask.
The next weekend, they are in the same bar.
The first guy says, "Man, I don't think that our idea was so great! I was sitting on the couch watching TV and I dropped my cigarette on the couch. My wife said, 'Why don't you burn the whole house down?' That place is still smoldering."
The second guy said, "That ain't nothing. I was working on the car, and dropped my wrench and it nicked the fender. My wife said, 'Why don't you tear the whole car apart?' It took me all night."
The third guy said, "You guys don't have nothing on me. When I walked in the door, my wife was doing the dishes, and I felt a little romantic. I reached down, and grabbed her crotch, she said, 'Cut that out!'"
He held out his hands. "Ever seen one of these real close?"
Submitted by Curtis
Edited by BreeBrown
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| Posted by Tony C. Weston on 12-Aug-2005 | Little Boy On Nude BeachA Family, a boy and his parents went to a nude beach while they were on holiday.
The little boy was building sandcastles when he noticed some women had bigger boobs than his mum. Confused he went to his mum, \"Mummy mummy, why do some women have bigger boobs than you?\" His mum laughed and replied \"Honey, the bigger boobs they have, the dumber they are\"
Please with the answer the little boy carried on building sandcastles, when he noticed some men had bigger willy\'s than his dad. Confused he went to his dad, \"Daddy, daddy, why do some men have bigger willys than you?\" His dad laughed and replied \"Son, the bigger the willy, the dumber the guy\"
Later the boy said to his mum \"Mummy, Daddy was talking to the DUMBEST girl on the beach, and the more he spoke the dumber he got\"
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