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| Posted by Joe Skager on 14-Aug-2005 | Horse ProblemsThere were three men on a ranch grooming their horses. All of a sudden, a
genie appears and says to the men, "I will each grant you one wish, then I
must go."
The genie turns to the first man and says, "What is your wish?" The first
man thinks for a while and then says, "I wish for my dick to be as big as
my horse's."
The genie says, "Okay, just go to sleep, and when you wake up, your dick
will be as big as your horse's."
Then the genie turns to the second man and asks him what he would like to
wish for. The second man thinks hard then says, "I wish for my dick to be
two times the size of my horse's." The genie asks, "Are you sure that's
what you want?" The second man nods his head. "Okay, go to sleep and when
you wake up, your dick will be twice the size of your horse's."
The genie turns to the third man and asks him what his wish is. "Um, I
wish for my dick to be three time the size of my horse's." The genie asks
him, "Now, are you sure that's what you want?" The third man says, "Yup!
On second thought, make that four times the size" The genie tells the
third man to go to sleep and when he wakes up, he will have his wish.
The next morning, the first man gets up and shouts..."Hooary! My dick is
big!"
The second man runs to the first man and says, "That's nothing, my dick is
HUGE!"
The third man comes into the room crying. The two other men ask him what's
wrong. The third man replies, "My horsey was a girl."
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| Posted by Nicki on 14-Aug-2005 | Walking while PregnantThere is a room full of pregnant women and their partners, and
the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching
the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men
how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. And gentlemen, it wouldn't
hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner." The
room got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised
his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk????"
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| Posted by Cristyn B. Militello on 12-Aug-2005 | The boy on a nude beach.Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The
father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in
the water. He comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw
ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes
back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says,
"Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
Mom says, "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes
back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says,
"Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and
the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
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| Posted by Ktkat Yong on 12-Aug-2005 | SkiingThere were three men hiking in the mountains and they came upon a cabin. They decided to stay there for the night because it was getting late and it was cold. It was really cold that they all decided to slept in the same bed.
The next day they all woke up and the man to the left said, \"Man I had the weirdest dream, i dreamed that i was getting hand job.\" The guy on the far right said that he also had that same dream. And then the man in the middle said, \"That\'s weird I had a great dream, I dreamed that I was skiing\".
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| Posted by Anthony on 14-Aug-2005 | SkiingThese three guys needed to stay at a hotel. The lady at the desk
said that there was only one room with a king size bed left. The
men said they'd take it. One guy slept on the right, the second
on the left, and the third in the middle. That night the three
guys all woke up at the same time. The first guy on the right
said, "I had a dream that some one was pulling on my dick." The
second guy said, "I had the same dream!" The third guy that
slept in the middle said, "I had a dream that I was skiing!"
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| Posted by Starkiz Pop on 12-Aug-2005 | Russianwhat do you call a russian with three balls?
whodu-nicka-bollok-ov
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