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():Body & Health (530): How long does it take a black lady to take a shit |
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| Posted by Julie E. Smith on 12-Aug-2005 | How long does it take a black lady to take a shithow long does it take a black lady to take a shit???
9 months!!!!
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| Posted by Kayne j. Ryan on 12-Aug-2005 | Dying YoungA middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was
taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she
had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, \"Is my time up?\"
God said, \"No, you have another 43 years, two
months and eight days to live.\" Upon recovery, the woman decided to
stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction and tummy
tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
well look even nicer. After her last operation, she was released from the
hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, \"I thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn\'t you pull me out of the path of that
ambulance?\"
God replied, \"Girl, I didn\'t recognize you.\"
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| Posted by Tyler on 12-Aug-2005 | Cubist PooDid you ever hear of the artist with brown fingers?
Pic-ass-o
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| Posted by Funnyjoker420 on 12-Aug-2005 | Bubbles is homeMy friend told me not long ago that my old best friend came back in town a few days ago. I said which friend would that be? He said your old friend bubbles.
I was looking for bubbles when he walked around the corner and said hey girl you remember me???
Later on that day my friend walked up to me and said you blew bubbles when you were younger and i know it because i was there.we blew bubbles together. he walks around the corner and says yes i had such a great time with you two when i was younger.
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| Posted by Ninja Linda on 12-Aug-2005 | Super mantheir this kid how cames in with no pants on the teacher asks him where were you and he on blueberry hill ok go get same pants on the second guy cames in with no pants on and the teacher asked him the same thing and he said i was on blueberry hill then they see this girl and the teacher asks her how are you am blueberry hill!!!
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| Posted by Ringmaster on 12-Aug-2005 | 3 holesThis man was walking to his house and saw a tornado and it was coming towards him and then it knocked down his house so he ran and ran and ran then he saw a farm house it looked pretty safe so he ran to it and asked the guy if he could stay there for the night and told him why not then the farmer showed him where he would be staying and said there just one rule he said dont stick your dick through thoes three holes so he said ok but he was curious that night so he stuck his dick though the first hole and said ooo this feels weird then stuck hus dick though the second hole and said ooo oohh this feels so good yes, but he still wanted to feel what was in the third hole so he stuck his dick in it and said aaahhhhhhhh fuckin bitchass mother fukin pice of shit aaaahhhhhh!!so he woke up the next morning to see the farmer hovering over him he said you stuck your dick through the three holes didn\'t ya he said yes and so the farmer said i might as well tell ya what was in the three holes the fist one was my cows ass the second one was my wifes pussy and the third one was my meat grinder!!
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