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| Posted by Tiger Fly on 14-Aug-2005 | Huge AssholeA man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I need help! I've
got a huge hole in my ass." The doctors says, "Drop your pants,
bend over and let's have a look." So the man complies.
Upon seeing the sight, the doctor exclaimed, "Holy shit! What
could have made a hole as big as that?" The man replies, "I work
in the zoo. When I was giving the elephant a bath, he picked up
with his trunk and fucked me up the ass!" The doctor says, "But
an elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous." The
man replies, "He fingered me first".
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():sex jokes (1888): Choosing the right condom |
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| Posted by calahsman on 14-Aug-2005 | Choosing the right condomAt a mad night out a man and woman decided that they were going
2to make love for the first time. As the man was so excited he
ran out to the nearest pub to buy a condom. When he got there he
went to the machine, there was a flavoured condom for $1, a
colored condom for $2 and a metal condom for $3.
As the man only had $2 on him he bought a colouerd condom and
took it back to his girlfriend. The couple made love but the
condom split and he woman became pregnant.
Well after nine months the woman gave birth but to 2 blue baby
boy. The couple were very happy about this although it was a bit
strange. Well, the little boy grew up and one day the little boy
went up to his dad and said "dad why am i blue, i get bullied
for being different" and his dad turned around and said " you
better shut up. For $1 extra you could of been Robo Cop!"
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| Posted by Austin Garrison on 13-Aug-2005 | Too much boozeEverynight I have been drinking lately, I have wound up drinking so much I end up blowing chunks....I need to lock that poor dog up before I start drinking next time!
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| Posted by keri kirkles on 13-Aug-2005 | Fuck me babyfuck me baby girl.
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| Posted by leanna on 14-Aug-2005 | All the wayYesterday, i went all the way, not with my girl friend but with
a girl that i never meet. She was very nice, very cute but a
very nasty person. She told me that the only way we would have
sex is that if i meet her parents. So i agreed... we went to her
dads house. It was ok but not the best after we got back form
her dads house, we did it so that is how we had sex. haha
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| Posted by kittilov on 14-Aug-2005 | The ChoiceThere was a newlywed couple, but they didn't get to have their
honeymoon. So one day, the wife asked her husband if they could
have a honeymoon that weekend. The husband said that he
couldn't because he had a fox hunt to go to that weekend. This
made the wife sad, so the husband gave her three choices to
choose from. 1. go with him on the fox hunt, 2. give him a blow
job, or 3. he gets to do her in the ass. So she thought about
it, and on the morning of the fox hunt, the husband asked her if
she made a choice. She replied no, so the the husband told her
to have a choice when he came back from getting the dogs ready
for the hunt. She said ok. He came back and asked for her
choice. She choose #2. She got in the position, and started to
smell something funny. She asked what that smell was. The
husband replied, "oh, the dogs didn't want to go, they choose
#3!"
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