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| Posted by Mousie Grr on 12-Aug-2005 | I didn\'t know that!What is big, hard, and full of semen?
A submarine!
big, hard, full of sea-men
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| Posted by Joshua L. Dodds on 12-Aug-2005 | \"My Balls. . . . .a guy walks through a town and sees that there is a contest. . the reward is $5000.00
. . you have to make a horse laugh. . . there are a bunch of people around trying to tell jokes, funny stories and they even tried to tickle the horse but he just wouldn\'t laugh. . the the guy takes the hore behind the bush and he comes out crakin up . . .he gets his reward. . . the next day the guy is leaving town and sees that there is another contest for $10000.00 you have to make the horse cry . . there are people sitting around teling stories about there familes and bad things that happened to them . . .but the horse just wouldn\'t cry. . .so the guy takes the hotse behind the bush an he comes out crying . . so hte guy gets his reward and getting ready to leave. . .the people in the town saywait . . .wait. . before you leave tell us how u did it. . how did u make him laugh? He said i told him that my balls were bigger than his . . they said oka yhow did u make him laugh he said i showed him!!!!
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| Posted by Victor on 12-Aug-2005 | Mr. murphythere was a man named mr. murphy and he lived in a nursing home. one day his nurse came in and he said \"guess what\" and she replied with \"what\" and he said my penis died today. the next day she saw him walking around the halls with his penis hanging out of his gown and the nurse said \"mr. murphy put that away this instant.\" he said \"well i told you my penis died\" she said \"that is no reason to have it hanging out of your gown\" then he said \"today is the veiwing!!\"
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| Posted by Kyle Burns on 12-Aug-2005 | A penis, a pickle, & a cucumberOne day a penis, a pickle and a cucumber were all standing around talking about how much their lifes suck.
The Cucumber said \"Imagine sitting in dirt all your life and then shoved in a bag, tossed around, drenched it water and then cut up into little pieces.\"
Then the Pickle chimed in with, \"You think thats bad, try having to deal with being put in a tub of water, almost drowning, and then having a ceiling put on top so you sufocate to death.\"
Then the Penis spoke \"whatever, you guys got it easy....All my life i\'ve gotten beaten, pushed and pulled, have bags put over my head and then hit against a wall until I throw up.\"
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| Posted by Steven Miller on 12-Aug-2005 | Yo know what they sayyou know what they say BIG HANDS /BIG...
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| Posted by Steelers R. Awesome on 12-Aug-2005 | No ears!Dave, the man with no ears Sadly, Dave was born without ears, and though he proved to be successful in business, his problem annoyed him greatly. One day he needed to hire a new manager for his company, so he set up three interviews. The first guy was great. He knew everything he needed to know and was very interesting. But at the end of the interview, Dave asked him, \"Do you notice anything different about me?\" \"Why, yes, I couldn\'t help but notice that you have no ears,\" came the reply. Dave did not appreciate his candor and threw him out of the office.
The second interview was with a woman, and she was even better than the first guy. But he asked her the same question: \"Do you notice anything different about me?\" Well,\" she said, stammering, \"you have no ears.\" Dave again got upset and chucked her out in a rage. The third and final interviewee was the best of the bunch, he was a young man who had recently earned his MBA. He was smart. He was handsome, and he seemed to be a better businessman than the first two put together.
Dave was anxious, but went ahead and asked the young man the same question: \"Do you notice anything different about me?\" Much to his surprise, the young man answered, \"Yes, you wear contact lenses, don\'t you?\" Dave was shocked and realized this was an incredibly observant person. \"How in the world did you know that?\",he asked. The young man then fell off his chair laughing hysterically and replied, \"Well, it\'s pretty hard to wear glasses with no fucking ears!\"
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