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| Posted by Emily Eddy on 14-Aug-2005 | Kitchen
Why did the woman cross the road?
I dunno, What the fuck is that bitch doin outa the kitchen?!
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| Posted by Icman78 on 14-Aug-2005 | Girls and BoysQ: Why does a lady have a "y"?
A:Because if she didn't, she'd be a "lad".
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| Posted by Bob Jones on 14-Aug-2005 | Pick Up Line: Mirror in PantsIs that a mirror in your pants? Because I can sure see myself
in them.
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| Posted by hmmmmm A. have a guess on 09-Aug-2005 | ImmortalityI recently picked a new primary care physician.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, ballooning, or rock climbing?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?"
"No," I said. "I've never done any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?"
Submitted by blueindiansquaw
Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by Hugh Jass on 14-Aug-2005 | Weird factAdam and Eve must of had no bellie button beacuse they are the
Chilren of GOD.
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| Posted by Chapane on 14-Aug-2005 | A Man Gets RobbedA man makes a call to the police-
Man:
"Help!I've been robbed and my whife has been kidnapped!"
Operator:
"When did this happen?"
Man:
"About the middle of the night."
Operator:
"Where did the burgalar enter?"
Man:
"I don't know,could have been the door or the window."
Operator:
"Did you lock everything?"
Man:
"Yes!Yes!But I don't know how he got in and why he would take my
butiful,darling whife!"
Operator:
"What was the last thing she said to you?"
Man:
"Unnnnnn.....Oh! I remember! It was "Honey open the damn window
I'm burning up in here!"
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