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| Posted by Sarah Magruder on 14-Aug-2005 | Like a BabyMan and a woman had been dating for about a year and their
relationship was taking a turn towards getting serious. Man
proposed and she accepted, however she told him that she wanted
him to know that her chest was just like a babys. He said that
he loved her and that her measurements didn't matter to him. He
also told her that his penis was also like a baby. She said that
she loved him and size didn't matter.
Come the day of the wedding and all went well. That night the
happy couple checked into the honeymoon suite at the resort
hotel. The blushing bride was in the bathroom putting on a sexy
nightie. Her husband was in the bed waiting. As she entered the
bedroom, she reminded him of her confession about her chest
being like a baby.
"Don't worry honey" he said. She took her night gown off and her
breasts were the smallest he had ever seen. He said that he was
going to get undressed and reminded her of his confession about
his penis being like a baby.
As he took his pants off the new bride said, "Good God All
Mighty. I thought you said your penis was like a baby" "It is,"
he said, "9 pounds and 21 inches long!"
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| Posted by Ian Morris on 12-Aug-2005 | Three men who changed
there was three guys in a bar they hered a guy say to another did you know if you went to dead mans cliff and jump off of it say what you want to be then thats what youll change into.
so the three guys went to dead mans cliff and decided that they wanted to try one of the guys said his peace and told hi his friends how much they ment to him and then he jumped and said i want to be an eagale so he changed into an eagle the next guy did the same thing said his peace told his friend how much he ment to him and he jumped and said i wish to be a hawk so he changed into a hawk the next guy said his peace and he didnt bother to tell the other guy how much he ment to him beacuse there wasnt another one so he jumped and said crap crap crap crap and he changed into a pile of crap.
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| Posted by Penelope J. White on 12-Aug-2005 | The Life of a penis...* I only have one eye * My hair is a jungle * My relatives are nuts * My Neighbour is an arsehole * My owner is a wanker * My best friend is a kunt
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| Posted by Brittany E. Stange on 12-Aug-2005 | Blowwhat is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?
you don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheque!
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| Posted by S J on 12-Aug-2005 | So old...Your so old you have to put your d*ck in the freezer to get it hard.
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| Posted by pete w. rushin on 12-Aug-2005 | No Arms and No LegsThere's a man in a wheelchair with no arms and no legs sitting by a lake. Several beautiful women are running laps around it and the man decides to use his disability to get affection from one of them. The next time one runs by him, the man calls to her:
"Excuse me Sweetheart, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you hug me?"
She looks around to make sure nobody's watching, leans down, and hugs him.
The man thinks, "Wow, I can't believe that worked!", and decides to try it again.
Another woman runs by him, and he calls out to her: "Excuse me Darling, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you kiss me?"
She looks around to make sure nobody is watching, leans down and gives him a kiss.
The man is amazed at how well this is working out for him!
The next time a woman runs by, he calls out to her: " Excuse me Beautiful, I have no arms and I have no legs. Will you f**k me?"
The woman looks around to make sure nobody's watching her, leans down, picks the man up out of his chair, throws him in the lake and tells him:
"There... now you're f**ked!
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