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Lorrena Bobbit and Jeffory Dohmer

Jeffory Dohmer asks Lorrena Bobbit one day, Are you gonna eat that?

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	():battle of sexes (734): The Sins of Leroy

Posted by Tara Foley on 11-Aug-2005

The Sins of Leroy

Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided
that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well
Leroy, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy
you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for
one instead." After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He
finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus.

Dear Jesus,
I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle.

Your Friend,
Leroy

Now, Leroy knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was (brat), so he
ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try.

Dear Jesus,
I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new bicycle.

Your Truly,
Leroy

Well, Leroy knew this wasn't totally honest, so he tore it up and tried
again.

Dear Jesus,
I've thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a bicycle?

Leroy

Well, Leroy looked deep down in his heart, which by the way was what his
mother really wanted. He knew he had been terrible and was deserving of
almost nothing. He crumpled up the letter, threw it in the trash can and
went running outside. He aimlessly wandered about depressed because of the
way he treated his parents and really considered his actions. He finally
found himself in front of a Catholic Church. Leroy went inside and knelt
down, looking around not knowing what he should really do. Leroy finally got
up and began to walk out the door and was looking at all the statues. All of
a sudden he grabbed a small one and ran out the door. He went home, hid it
under his bed and wrote this letter.

Jesus,
I've got your mama. If you ever want to see her again, give me a bike!

Sincerely,
You know who

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	():battle of sexes (734): Yo mama is so fat

Posted by Trisha White on 11-Aug-2005

Yo mama is so fat

Yo moma amd dady so fat in high school the teacher told them to take 3 seats because of they fatness they so fat they set next to everybody.

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	():battle of sexes (734): Difference between REALISTICALLY

Posted by catherine chsksi on 11-Aug-2005

Difference between REALISTICALLY

THIS LITTLE BOY GOES UP TO HIS FATHER ONE DAY AND ASKS HIS FATHER WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALISTICALLY AND POTENTIALLY.

HIS FATHER SAYS, "GO UP TO YOUR MOTHER AND ASK HER IF SHE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH ROBERT REDFERD FOR A MILLION DOLLARS. THEN ASK YOUR SISTER IF SHE WOULD SLEEP WITH BRAD PITT FOR A MILLION DOLLARS. THEN ASK YOUR BROTHER IF HE WAS SLEEP WITH TOM CRUISE FOR A MILLION DOLLARS."

SO THE BOY FINDS HIS MOM AND ASKS HER, "MOMMY WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH ROBERT REDFERD FOR A MILLION DOLLARS?"

THE MOTHER SAYS, "YES HE'S FINE AS HELL I'D SLEEP WITH HIM FOR A MILLION DOLLARS."

THE LITTLE BOY GOES UP TO HIS SISTER AND ASKS HER,"WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH BRAD PITT FOR A MILLION DOLLARS?"

THE SISTER SAYS, "HELL YEH HE'S HOT AS HELL."

HE GOES UP TO HIS BROTHER AND ASKS HIS, "WOULD YOU SLEEP WITH TOM CRUISE FOR A MILLION DOLLARS?"

THE BROTHER SAYS, "HELL YEH, I'D SLEEP WITH HIM FOR A MILLION BUCKS,"

SO THE BOY GOES UP TO HIS FATHER AND SAYS, "I THINK I'VE FIGURED OUT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN REALISTICALLY AND POTENTIALLY."

THE FATHER GOES, "WHAT?"

THE BOY SAYS, "POTIENTIALLY WE'RE SITTING ON $3 MILLION DOLLARS, REALISTICALLY WE'RE LIVING WITH TWO SLUTS AND A FAGGOT!"

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