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| Posted by Candy Dee on 14-Aug-2005 | Men and ShitQ: What's the difference between men and a bag full of shit?
A: The bag.
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| Posted by Pat Mcgroyne on 14-Aug-2005 | Woman vs. TornadoWhat does a woman have in common with a tornado?
They scream when they come and they take the house when they leave.
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| Posted by CoCa_CoLa_13 on 14-Aug-2005 | Definition of a Male Chauvinist PigWhat's the definition of a male chauvinist pig?
A man who hates every bone in a woman's body, except his own.
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| Posted by matt a. conway on 14-Aug-2005 | Men's FightWhy is it that us men fight an kick for 9 months to get out of
women's pussy, and then once we get out, we try to get back in
the rest of our lives?!
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| Posted by thezaniak on 14-Aug-2005 | Making Snowman and SnowwomanWhy does it take longer to make a snowman than it does to make a snowwoman?
Because you gotta take the time to hollow out his head!
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| Posted by Kitty Devil on 14-Aug-2005 | I am WOMAN!I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.
Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
Can get a massage without a hard-on.
I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas.
Can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.
My beauty's a masterpiece, and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.
I don't drive in circles at any cost,
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.
I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.
I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.
I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch,
And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch.
Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!
Flowers are okay, but jewelry's best.
Would you look at my face, not at my chest!
I don't have a problem with Expressing my feelings,
I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling .
Don't call me a girl, a babe or a chick.
I am a WOMAN, get it, you prick?!
Now, you must forward this to 4 FEMALES or you will have a
HORRIBLE streak of bad love life. Not that I believe the above,
I just think you should forward this to 4 women so they can
laugh too!!!
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