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| Posted by Tom Dunlap on 14-Aug-2005 | MenHow do men define Roe vs. Wade?
Two ways to cross a river.
What is gross stupidity?
144 men in a room.
Husband: I don't know why you wear a bra, you've got nothing to
put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don't you?
What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
What's a man's view of safe sex?
A padded head board.
Only a man would buy a $200.00 car and put a $2000.00 stereo in
it.
Why do men love computers?
No matter what mood they are in, they can still get a floppy in.
What's the differnce between a clitoris and a pub?
8 out of 10 men can find a pub.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
What's the difference between a man and a catfish?
One is a bottom feeding scum sucker...the other is a fish.
Why do men hope to marry a virgin?
They can't stand the criticism.
What do you get if you have two balls in your hand?
A mans undivided attention.
What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?
1. no mind
2. no business
What do you call an intelligent man in America?
A tourist.
Why do men name their penises?
They want to be on a first name basis with one who makes all
their decisions.
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in
convenience stores and drive through windows.
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| Posted by Emily Eddy on 14-Aug-2005 | Kitchen
Why did the woman cross the road?
I dunno, What the fuck is that bitch doin outa the kitchen?!
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| Posted by Icman78 on 14-Aug-2005 | Girls and BoysQ: Why does a lady have a "y"?
A:Because if she didn't, she'd be a "lad".
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| Posted by Bob Jones on 14-Aug-2005 | Pick Up Line: Mirror in PantsIs that a mirror in your pants? Because I can sure see myself
in them.
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| Posted by hmmmmm A. have a guess on 09-Aug-2005 | ImmortalityI recently picked a new primary care physician.
After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked, "Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer or wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said, "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, ballooning, or rock climbing?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?"
"No," I said. "I've never done any of those things."
He looked at me and said, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?"
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Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by Hugh Jass on 14-Aug-2005 | Weird factAdam and Eve must of had no bellie button beacuse they are the
Chilren of GOD.
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