Micheal jakson

Mrs. Coutier's first grade class was learning...

In the pond I make duck calls
I was wet up to my calves.

"Oh Pierre," she said, " you didn't understand at all. 'Calls' doesn't rhyme with 'calves'."

"It's not my fault if there wasn't enough water."

Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...

"I hear they're doing this to women in Chicago!"

A man walks past an outhouse and hears someone...

So he walks inside the outhouse and hears the call again, "HELP, HELP!" Then he looks into the hole and sees an indian there. The man said to the indian, "How long have you been down there?"

The reply was, "Many moons have passed by.

A guy goes to the doctor. In a very low and...

The doctor examines him and says, "Your problem is the size of your penis. It's so big and heavy, it's pulling down on your vocal cords."

"What can be done to help me?"

"We can carry out a penial transplant. We replace your organ with a lighter one. It's a perfectly safe routine."

The guy agrees and the operation is performed.

A few weeks later he returns and says in a normal voice, "Doctor, you've got to put me back the way I was before. Now I don't satisfy my wife."

The doctor replies, "Sorry, too late" in a deep and growly voice.

While revenge may consist of seducing your...