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| Posted by Prosthetic Head on 14-Aug-2005 | midget and girl hairA girl is in a school hallway and a guy comes up to her and
tells her her hair smells nice, the girl yells you asshole and
goes to the princibles office to declare a sexual harasment
case, the princible then asks the girl whats wrong with a guy
telling you your hair smells nice, she then yells he a fucking!
midget
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| Posted by ruchi on 14-Aug-2005 | Camelone day there was an old lady who just got on a bus.she sat next
to a girl about 18 years old.the 18 year old was smoking a
cigarette with a condom at the end of it.the old lady asked what
that was.so the 18 year old said " its a condom." the old lady
said " ok then why do you have a condom at the end of your
cigarette?" the 18 year old said" because it is the fashion." so
the old lady asked the bus driver to stop at osco drug.the old
lady gets off and walkes into the store. she goes to the cashier
" i would like to buy some condoms."
the cashier said," what size do you want?" the old lady said,"
big enough to fit a camel."
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| Posted by Krazie on 14-Aug-2005 | Smart WomanThree men where trying to cross a river when a genie appears and
grants them all a wish. The first guy wishes he could fly so he
could fly over the river. The genie grants his wish and he flies
over the river. The second guy wishes he was strong so he could
swim over the river. The genie grants his wish and he swims
across the river. The third guy wishes he was smart so he could
figure out how to get over the river. The genie thinks for a
little while and then the guy turns into a lady and walks over
the bridge.
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| Posted by Chelsey Frizzo on 14-Aug-2005 | Making CakeOne day a girl and her mom went to the zoo the girl saw two
monkeys doing it she asked her mom what are those monkeys doing
her mom said they were making cake.
The next day she went to the beach with her dad and they saw
some pepole doing it and she asked her dad what they were doing
heer dad said ow there making cake.
That night her parents were doing it on the couch and in the
morning when their dauther woke up she told her mom you were
making cake last night wern't you her mom said how did you the
girl said I liked the frosting off the couch.
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| Posted by churchboybrian on 14-Aug-2005 | WivesA young couple got married and went on a cruise for their
honeymoon. When they got back from the honeymoon, the bride
immediately called her mother, who lived a couple of hours away.
"Well, darling," said her mother, "how was the honeymoon?" "Oh,
mother," she replied, "the honeymoon was wonderful! So romantic,
we had a terrific time! But, as soon as we returned, Sam began
using really horrible language. I've never heard these words
before. Really terrible 4-letter words. You've got to come get
me and take me home. PLEASE MOTHER!" And the new bride began to
sob over the telephone. "But honey," the mother countered, "what
4-letter words?" "I can't tell you, mother," said the daughter,
"they're too awful! Please come and get me!" "Darling daughter,
you must tell me what has you so upset. Tell me the 4-letter
words!" Still sobbing, the bride said, "Mother, he used words
like: DUST...WASH...IRON...COOK
A man bought an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". The next
day he received a thousand letters. They all said the same
thing: "You can have mine."
"Honey," said this husband to his wife, "I invited a friend home
for supper." "What? Are you crazy? The house is a mess, I didn't
go shopping, all the dishes are dirty, and I don't feel like
cooking a fancy meal!" "I know all that." "Then why did you
invite a friend for supper?" "Because the poor fool's thinking
about getting married."
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| Posted by Edward Peck on 14-Aug-2005 | SeductiveA guy is working behind the bar at a downtown restaurant, when
an absolutely drop-dead gorgeous chick walks up and beckons him
with her finger.
She seductively says to him, "Hey big boy, can I please speak to
the manager?"
He thinks that she is coming on to him as she starts running her
fingers through his hair, so he says to her, "the manager is not
around at the moment, can I help you in anyway possible?"
She then gently places a couple of fingers in his mouth and lets
him start gently licking them and says to him, "well then big
boy, you can pass on a message for me to the manager. Can you
let him know that there is no toilet paper in the ladies
toilets!!"
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