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():gay jokes (100): My son's more successful than yours. |
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| Posted by Recai Yalgin on 14-Aug-2005 | My son's more successful than yours.Four men got together to play golf one sunny morning. As they
were heading out to the course, one of them was detained by a
phone call.
The other three were discussing their children while walking to
the first tee.
"My son," said one proudly, "has made quite a name for himself
in the home building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now
owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful,
in fact in the last year he was able to give a good friend a
brand new home as a gift."
The second man, not to be outdone, boasts how his son began his
career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership.
"He's so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave a
friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man brags that his son has worked his way up through a
stock brokerage firm, and has become so successful that in the
last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio
as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee box, the three smugly tell
him that they have been discussing how successful their progeny
are, and ask what line of work his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased how my son has turned
out," he replies. "For fifteen years, he's been a hairdresser,
and I've just recently discovered he's gay."
As the other three recoil in horror, he continues, "but on the
bright side, he must be good at what he does, because his last
three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two new cars,
and a big stock portfolio."
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():gay jokes (100): pheadophile out of prison |
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| Posted by Kara on 14-Aug-2005 | pheadophile out of prisonWhat did the pheadophile say when he got out of prison?
I feel like a kid again
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| Posted by Mike A. Rotch on 14-Aug-2005 | Boy on the busThere was a boy on the bus, and he yelled out annoying phrases
like
"If my mommy was a girl bear, and my daddy was a boy bear I
would be a little bear, if my mommy was a girl horse, and my
daddy were a boy horse, I would be a little horse." he kept on
saying the same thing with different animals. The bus driver
got annoyed and yelled
"If your mom was a prostitute and your dad was guy what
would you be?" he replied with
"A bus driver"
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| Posted by coucool slim (moe dog) on 14-Aug-2005 | Three Gay Men's AshesThree gay men died and went to heaven. At the pearly gate St.
Peter said, "You have all three requested to be cremated. What
would you like done with your ashes?"
The first man said, "My boyfriend liked to skydive so I want
mine dumped out a plane."
The second man said, "My boyfriend liked to scubadive so I want
mine dumped off a boat."
The third man said, "My boyfriend liked to have sex so I want
mine dumped in a bowl of chili so I can tear his butt up one
last time."
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| Posted by Billy Bob on 14-Aug-2005 | Sad Gay GuyA man was walking in the park and saw a guy sitting under a tree
crying. The guy walks up to him and asked why was he so sad. The
gay guy said, "My lover just died of AIDS and this is the tree
where we made love for the first time. I have the ashes and I
want to sprinkle them under the tree but I can't seem to do it."
The guy said, "Look I feel so bad for you that I will do it. I
will even say a little sermon." The gay guy agreed.
The guy started his sermon, "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if
you would of stuck with pussy, you would still be with us..."
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| Posted by James Rintamaki on 14-Aug-2005 | Gay ShowerTwo gay guys are in the shower. The phone rings so one guy gets
out. He say to the other guy, "Don't do anything without me."
The other guy promises not too. When the guy returns from his
phone call he looks in the shower and sees cum all over. He says
I told you not to do anything without me. The guy looks at him
and says, "All I did was fart."
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