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| Posted by Erin Heavey on 14-Aug-2005 | Nun Named BobThere was a nun that needed a ride so she waved down a taxi. The
driver pulled up and took the nun where she needed to go. During
the ride the man said to the nun, "You're pretty hot, for a
nun!"
The nun thanked the man by asking him if he'd like to have sex
with her. He agreed and the nun said, "only under one condition,
you mustn't be married, you mustn't have kids, and it must be
anal sex!" So the two people got out and had anal sex for hours
and did not stop for anything (once you pop the fun don't
stop... til one of you gets tired!) After they were sweaty
enough, they got in the cab and continued driving!
The man got very guilty and told the nun that he was married and
had two kids! The nun said, "That's ok because my name is Bob
and I'm on my way to a costume party!"
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| Posted by Free Bird on 14-Aug-2005 | Chicken DinnerA guy goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the
time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes
back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You
see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a
regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish.
The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I'm
afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for
another dish for you!"
The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The
waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation
to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to
the man's table and says, "Listen and listen good. That is my
chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever you do
to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its
legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings,
I'll break one of your arms!"
The man calmly looks at the chicken, gets up, drops his pants,
picks up the chicken and sticks his dick in the bird's ass. He
then bends over and says, "Your turn!"
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| Posted by randi on 10-Aug-2006 | gay dinoHEY WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY DIONOSAUR???
A: A MAGASORASS!!!!!!
LOL
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| Posted by Aaron R. Whittington on 14-Aug-2005 | One Stool for FourFour gay men walk into a gay bar, and notice that there is only
one free stool at the table. Yet, all four manage to sit down.
How do they do it?
They flip the stool over.
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| Posted by Elizabeth on 14-Aug-2005 | Never Mess With BikersThere once was a man name Joe. He walked into a bar to find a
biker beating on a man witha book. Joe said he would call the
cops if he didn't go. The biker left and helped the man getting
beaten on then found out he was gay. The week after at night he
heard the door rign. Who would be calling at this hour of night.
Joe walked down and opened the door to find the biker dressed up
in panty hose and other things for sex. So Joe then found out
the man with the book had been his boyfriend and had dumped the
biker. The biker forced Joe to go have *** with him. So Joe did
as he was told. That showed Joe never to mess with bikers.
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| Posted by Gemma M. Holmes on 14-Aug-2005 | gaysThere were these three gay guys going at it one night, and they
run out of vasaline. So the first guy says "hey dont do anything
until i get back from the store" so the other two said "alright
we'll wait"
So upon returning from the store the man notices that there is
vasaline all over the place. He says "I thought you guys
promised not to do anything until i got back!" The second guy
goes "We didnt" so the first guy says "then what is all this on
the walls?" upon syaing this the third guy steps up and says "I
farted"
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