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| Posted by stuart g. west on 14-Aug-2005 | Pack for Fishing TripA man called his wife from work one Friday afternoon and told
her to pack his bags for a fishing trip. He told her that he and
some guys from work were going fishing for the weekend. "Pack
some clothes, get out my fishing poles and tackle box, and don't
forget my blue silk pajamas," he explained to her. The wife
agreed and when he got home he picked up his stuff and said
goodbye.
Sunday night the man returned home and his wife asked, "How was
your fishing trip?" The man responded, "It was great but you
forgot to pack my blue silk pajamas!" "No I didn't," she
replied, "I put them in your tackle box!"
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| Posted by Jason Bassett on 14-Aug-2005 | Going OutMy parents had not been out together in quite some time. One
Saturday, as mom was finishing the dinner dishes, my father
stepped up behind her. "Would you like to go out, girl?" he
asked.
Not even turning around, my mother quickly replied, "Oh, yes,
I'd love to!"
They had a wonderful evening, and it wasn't until the end of the
evening that Dad finally confessed that his question had
actually been directed to the family dog, laying near mom's feet
on the kitchen floor.
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| Posted by disco duck on 14-Aug-2005 | Daitng rules Kalie and Zoes rules of dating.
Before getting together
1. Make your feelings clear, once you've made a statement of
this, do NOT change your mind or screw the person about.
2. You are not allowed to say I love you and then a week later
say no i dont, if youre not sure whether the feelings will last
dont say it in the first place.
3. Confide only in close friends that you can trust, so that if
it gets out about who you fancy/love neither of you is
embarrased.
4. Do not go further with a person and say that you think a
relationship will come of it, and then when stuff has happenned
say you dont want a relationship with the person in question.
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| Posted by HappyFunnyBanana on 14-Aug-2005 | Creative Datingthings to do on dates...
swing on swings
people-watch while walking around
watch UFOs
drive around and look at houses in ritzy neighborhoods
paint a mural on your bedroom wall
jump in leaf piles
go on mysterious double dates
have a water fight
have a food fight
visit caves
go creeking
play frisbee golf
play mud volleyball
play childrens games
imitate animals and try to guess them
clean out a closet together
be a counselor for a day camp
go to open houses and act interested in buying
create a scavenger hunt for one another
plan any random act of kindness
make a time capsule
make chocolate covered brussel sprouts
see a laser light show at the science center
go to garage sales and buy weird things
buy a dozen carnations and randomly give them to people
feed each other ice cream
play with "play-doh"
blow bubbles
make a silly video
throw a walleyball party
attend a murder mystery dinner
plan a murder mystery dinner and invite close friends as
suspects/victims
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():love jokes (2491): zoe and kals dating tips cont |
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| Posted by Jeff J. Friesen on 14-Aug-2005 | zoe and kals dating tips contWhen you are going out together
1. Avoid at all costs comparing your current boyfriends faults
with your ex boyfriends good points.
2. (No offence to women) But women do have a tendency to nag,
men will always be the laid back ones who dont seem to give a
damn whether or not they see you often, whether they do or not
remains a mystery.
3. Avoid the green monster!!! (JEALOUSY!)
4. Dont nag. Discuss situations which have occured, either on
the phone or face to face, not txts or internet.
5. A texting relationship, is a dreadful relationship. This is
because everything is slang, eg I luv u? Spelt wrong, it just
dont have the same effect as when spelt properly or said with
true feeling.
6. Make sure you talk about sex issues when you feel ready for
it, dont leave things unsaid or you wont know where you stand
with each other.
7. Lads! Please try, make an effort, it doesnt exactly make a
girl feel too great when her boyfriend acts like he doesnt want
to spend quality time with her, eg time spent alone.
8. TALK SO YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN ACTUALLY HEAR YOU!!!!!!!! (just
kidding, well it can get a ickle bit annoyin sometimes but also
sweet)
9. Give your girlfriend help when she is giving you sexual
favours, eg point out what you like best, this goes both ways
girls, were not all mind-readers you know!
10. Dont try to pressurise your boyfriend/girlfriend into doing
anything they are not sure about. It could ruin everything for
both of you. You may not think it girls, but this applies to you
too.
When the relationship has ended.
1. Do not be bitter, about anything. For example do not talk
about how your ex is small in particular departments and how
they cannot perform to certain standards.
2. Try not to check up where your ex is or who he/she is with
now.
3. Do NOT under ANY circumstances send letters, texts, emails or
anything of the sort telling your ex you still have feelings for
them. This is a VERY, VERY bad idea!!!!!
4. Second time round doesnt usually work out too great, think of
the reasons why you ended it in the first place!!! (in my case i
am trying to prove this wrong!!! It WILL work out better for me
and the current boyfriend this time round, the second, well i
bloody hope so anyway!!)
FINALLY BOTH OF YOU NEED TO TRY AND MAKE THINGS WORK. So good
luck to all of you in a relationship and we hope we have helped
you out with our youthful, but knowledgeable insight to the
world of teenage dating!!
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| Posted by Gina G on 14-Aug-2005 | Half And HalfFour close friends who lived in the same apartment building are
enjoying the boardgame they are playing until a woman walks in
and slams the door behind her. "You created an I hate Annie
Knoller Club!" " Well Ya Annie." "Just what do you do in this
club?" " Just make up rumors, they aren't that bad." " so what's
this rumor that you made up?" "Well, nothing much, just that
your parents flipped a coin and it landed as tails so ignoring
the fact that you were female you would be treated as you had
male reproductive parts." "so you gave me a teenie weenie!?" "Ya
pretty much" " Well I have a rumor about you too, it's that you
made out with the 50 yrs. old libarian during high school" " How
did you know?" " I thought I made it up" "I had no idea you
liked the libarian" " she was pretty damn ugly dude" " Hey well
she looked 16 and not 50!"
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