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| Posted by deedle on 12-Aug-2005 | Pat&micPat and mic are walking down the street when pat falls down a manhole and mic shouts down "are you alright", ,
"yes am fine",pat replies,
"whats down there anyway",mic asks,
"its seems to be milk",pat answers,
"well is it pasturised",mic asks,
"no!its just at ma knees"pat answers.
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| Posted by Sara Bernabeo on 12-Aug-2005 | Womens BoobsQ. Why do women have boobs?
A. So we have something to look at while we are talking to them!!!
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| Posted by Lord Raven on 12-Aug-2005 | Arseing aroundA Patient wanted to sue his plastic sergeon because his butt had a crack in it
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| Posted by matt on 12-Aug-2005 | Why did the chicken cross the roadBecause he wanted to get to the other side
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| Posted by Tim Smith on 12-Aug-2005 | The man with no handsthere is a man at a restaurant with no arms, and he has to go pee really bad. So he goes in the restroom and asks a guy to help him get it out, the man replies "sure i will help you". He takes it out for him and looks at it, he sees all these scabs and warts all over it, the man ask him if he could aim it for him in the toilet, so he does, after he puts it away and as they are walking out he says "hey how did it get like that?" The other man replies "i dont know but i dont want to touch it" (and pulls out his arms from within his shirt).THE END!
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| Posted by Will Greer on 12-Aug-2005 | Womens BoobsQ. Why do women have boobs?
A. So men have something to look at while they are talking to them.
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