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| Posted by Noppong Suwanvet on 14-Aug-2005 | Perfect manThe perfect man is gentle
Never cruel or mean
He has a beautiful smile
And keeps his face so clean.
The perfect man likes children
And will raise them by your side
He will be a good father
As well as a good husband to his bride.
The perfect man loves cooking
Cleaning and vacuuming too
He'll do anything in his power
To convey his feelings of love on to you.
The perfect man is sweet
Writing poetry from your name
He's a best friend to your mother
And kisses away your pain.
He never has made you cry
Or hurt you in any way
To hell with this endless poem
The perfect man is gay.
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| Posted by Kyra S. Travis on 14-Aug-2005 | MonksTwelve monks were about to be ordained. The final test was for
them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden
while a sexy and a beautiful big breasted nude model danced
before them. Each monk had a small bell attached to his penis
and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced
in front of them would not be ordained because he had not
reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful girl danced before the first monk candidate, with
no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response
from all the monks until she got to the final monk. As she
danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and
fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps
forward and bent over to pick up the bell. Then the all other
bells started to ring like crazy!
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| Posted by Erin Heavey on 14-Aug-2005 | Nun Named BobThere was a nun that needed a ride so she waved down a taxi. The
driver pulled up and took the nun where she needed to go. During
the ride the man said to the nun, "You're pretty hot, for a
nun!"
The nun thanked the man by asking him if he'd like to have sex
with her. He agreed and the nun said, "only under one condition,
you mustn't be married, you mustn't have kids, and it must be
anal sex!" So the two people got out and had anal sex for hours
and did not stop for anything (once you pop the fun don't
stop... til one of you gets tired!) After they were sweaty
enough, they got in the cab and continued driving!
The man got very guilty and told the nun that he was married and
had two kids! The nun said, "That's ok because my name is Bob
and I'm on my way to a costume party!"
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| Posted by Free Bird on 14-Aug-2005 | Chicken DinnerA guy goes to a restaurant and orders a chicken dish. By the
time the food is ready and he is about to eat, the waiter comes
back and says, "Sir, I'm afraid there has been a mistake. You
see, that police officer who is sitting at the next table is a
regular customer of ours and he usually orders the same dish.
The problem is, this is the last chicken in the house. I'm
afraid I'll have to take this dish to him and arrange for
another dish for you!"
The guy gets really upset and refuses to give up his food. The
waiter walks over to the other table and explains the situation
to the officer. A few minutes later the officer walks over to
the man's table and says, "Listen and listen good. That is my
chicken you are about to eat and I'll warn you, whatever you do
to that chicken I'll do the same to you. You pull out one of its
legs, I'll pull out one of yours. You break one of its wings,
I'll break one of your arms!"
The man calmly looks at the chicken, gets up, drops his pants,
picks up the chicken and sticks his dick in the bird's ass. He
then bends over and says, "Your turn!"
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| Posted by randi on 10-Aug-2006 | gay dinoHEY WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAY DIONOSAUR???
A: A MAGASORASS!!!!!!
LOL
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| Posted by Aaron R. Whittington on 14-Aug-2005 | One Stool for FourFour gay men walk into a gay bar, and notice that there is only
one free stool at the table. Yet, all four manage to sit down.
How do they do it?
They flip the stool over.
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