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| Posted by Scotman23 on 09-Aug-2005 | Perverted sexWhat do you call a man who has sex with his mom?
A MOTHER FUCKER!
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| Posted by crap in the john on 09-Aug-2005 | Miss GreedyThis lesson was learned by Miss Greedy Who wore her shoplifted bikini. She heard a loud pop, And off came her top And had nothing on in betweenie!
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| Posted by Dappa D on 09-Aug-2005 | Potato ProstituteFour potatoes were standing on the corner.
Which one was the prostitute?
The one that said I do hoe!
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| Posted by s242 on 09-Aug-2005 | Chicken underwearWhy don't chickens ever wear underwear?
Because their peckers are on their heads!
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| Posted by Matt Armstrong on 09-Aug-2005 | WHYWHY DID GOD MAKE MAN WITH 2 LEGS?????
HE MADE A BALLS OUT OF THE 3RD
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| Posted by Andy Duraaaaaaaaaaaan on 09-Aug-2005 | gomber pyle in theatone day gomber pyle took his girlfriend to the movies and while they're waiting for the movie to start he says honey can i put my arms around you and she says sure and he did so a couple minutes later he says dear can i kiss you passiontly and she says why not so they kiss for about 3 minutes straight so about 5 minutes later he says baby can i blow in you ear and she says o.k. so he does then he says baby can i put my finger in your belly button and she says o.k. i guess so around that time the lights go out and the movie starts and all of a sudden she screams and yells and says you bastard that ain't my belly button and he says surprise surprise that ain't my finger either.
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