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| Posted by ICE CREAM on 12-Aug-2005 | Poor Weird JonnyOne day little jonny approached his dad with this question, "Daddy, I think Im weird, can you please take me to the doctor to make sure?" Reluctanly the dad replied "OK son but this better be quick."
So, they went to the doctors office and after a long wait it was jonnys turn. "Well Jonny what seems to be the problem" asked the doctor "I think im weird but i cant figure out why so can you just check me to make sure im normal?" "ok." said the doctor "Well son dont be alarmed but you have three testicles it wont really affect you because you can still have sex and everything but youll just be different."
On the way home his dad asks him "so son are you weird?" "Yep" he replied "How" "well... put it this way together we have five balls." "WHAT YOU ONLY HAVE ONE?"
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| Posted by Robert T. on 12-Aug-2005 | The comedianAt school, a teacher puts up a question on the board every Friday. Whoever gets it correct, gets to go home early, and stay home till Monday. The teacher puts up questions so hard, that the kids can\'t answer it.
One day a kid went home, took 2 golf balls, spray-painted it black, put it in a brown bag and went to school. Before the teacher put up the question the boy rolled the 2 golf balls to the front of the room.
The teacher saw it, and asked, \"Who\'s the comedian with the black balls?\" The kidd stood up, and said, \"Bill Cosby!\"
And he went home for the day.
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| Posted by Mousie Grr on 12-Aug-2005 | I didn\'t know that!What is big, hard, and full of semen?
A submarine!
big, hard, full of sea-men
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| Posted by Joshua L. Dodds on 12-Aug-2005 | \"My Balls. . . . .a guy walks through a town and sees that there is a contest. . the reward is $5000.00
. . you have to make a horse laugh. . . there are a bunch of people around trying to tell jokes, funny stories and they even tried to tickle the horse but he just wouldn\'t laugh. . the the guy takes the hore behind the bush and he comes out crakin up . . .he gets his reward. . . the next day the guy is leaving town and sees that there is another contest for $10000.00 you have to make the horse cry . . there are people sitting around teling stories about there familes and bad things that happened to them . . .but the horse just wouldn\'t cry. . .so the guy takes the hotse behind the bush an he comes out crying . . so hte guy gets his reward and getting ready to leave. . .the people in the town saywait . . .wait. . before you leave tell us how u did it. . how did u make him laugh? He said i told him that my balls were bigger than his . . they said oka yhow did u make him laugh he said i showed him!!!!
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| Posted by Victor on 12-Aug-2005 | Mr. murphythere was a man named mr. murphy and he lived in a nursing home. one day his nurse came in and he said \"guess what\" and she replied with \"what\" and he said my penis died today. the next day she saw him walking around the halls with his penis hanging out of his gown and the nurse said \"mr. murphy put that away this instant.\" he said \"well i told you my penis died\" she said \"that is no reason to have it hanging out of your gown\" then he said \"today is the veiwing!!\"
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| Posted by Kyle Burns on 12-Aug-2005 | A penis, a pickle, & a cucumberOne day a penis, a pickle and a cucumber were all standing around talking about how much their lifes suck.
The Cucumber said \"Imagine sitting in dirt all your life and then shoved in a bag, tossed around, drenched it water and then cut up into little pieces.\"
Then the Pickle chimed in with, \"You think thats bad, try having to deal with being put in a tub of water, almost drowning, and then having a ceiling put on top so you sufocate to death.\"
Then the Penis spoke \"whatever, you guys got it easy....All my life i\'ve gotten beaten, pushed and pulled, have bags put over my head and then hit against a wall until I throw up.\"
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