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| Posted by Laurel Groff on 12-Aug-2005 | Robots...if i were a robot,
and you were one too,
if i lost a nut,
would you give me a screw?
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| Posted by Jack R. Off on 12-Aug-2005 | What Are You In The BathroomIf you Americna in the livng roo what are you in the Bathroom?...........................
Eu-ro-peein
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| Posted by Chell Clark on 12-Aug-2005 | SEXUALWHATS GREEN AND SMELLS LIKE PORK??
KERMIT THE FROGS FINGER!!!!!!
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| Posted by ICE CREAM on 12-Aug-2005 | Poor Weird JonnyOne day little jonny approached his dad with this question, "Daddy, I think Im weird, can you please take me to the doctor to make sure?" Reluctanly the dad replied "OK son but this better be quick."
So, they went to the doctors office and after a long wait it was jonnys turn. "Well Jonny what seems to be the problem" asked the doctor "I think im weird but i cant figure out why so can you just check me to make sure im normal?" "ok." said the doctor "Well son dont be alarmed but you have three testicles it wont really affect you because you can still have sex and everything but youll just be different."
On the way home his dad asks him "so son are you weird?" "Yep" he replied "How" "well... put it this way together we have five balls." "WHAT YOU ONLY HAVE ONE?"
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| Posted by Robert T. on 12-Aug-2005 | The comedianAt school, a teacher puts up a question on the board every Friday. Whoever gets it correct, gets to go home early, and stay home till Monday. The teacher puts up questions so hard, that the kids can\'t answer it.
One day a kid went home, took 2 golf balls, spray-painted it black, put it in a brown bag and went to school. Before the teacher put up the question the boy rolled the 2 golf balls to the front of the room.
The teacher saw it, and asked, \"Who\'s the comedian with the black balls?\" The kidd stood up, and said, \"Bill Cosby!\"
And he went home for the day.
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| Posted by Mousie Grr on 12-Aug-2005 | I didn\'t know that!What is big, hard, and full of semen?
A submarine!
big, hard, full of sea-men
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