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Sad Gay Guy

A man was walking in the park and saw a guy sitting under a tree
crying. The guy walks up to him and asked why was he so sad. The
gay guy said, "My lover just died of AIDS and this is the tree
where we made love for the first time. I have the ashes and I
want to sprinkle them under the tree but I can't seem to do it."

The guy said, "Look I feel so bad for you that I will do it. I
will even say a little sermon." The gay guy agreed.

The guy started his sermon, "Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if
you would of stuck with pussy, you would still be with us..."

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	():gay jokes (100): Gay Shower

Posted by James Rintamaki on 14-Aug-2005

Gay Shower

Two gay guys are in the shower. The phone rings so one guy gets
out. He say to the other guy, "Don't do anything without me."
The other guy promises not too. When the guy returns from his
phone call he looks in the shower and sees cum all over. He says
I told you not to do anything without me. The guy looks at him
and says, "All I did was fart."

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	():gay jokes (100): Lesbians Cooks

Posted by dave j. lochner on 14-Aug-2005

Lesbians Cooks

Why are Lesbians the worst cooks?

Because they are always eating out

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	():gay jokes (100): Gay Cowboy

Posted by Kenny S. Goff on 14-Aug-2005

Gay Cowboy

A gay guy is sitting in the corner of an old west saloon,
suddenly, a rugged looking cowboy burts in and yells
"I'm so thirsty, i could lick the sweat off a cows balls!"
and the gay guy goes "Moo Moo, big guy"

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	():gay jokes (100): 2 Gays, 2 Lesbians

Posted by John R. Beard on 14-Aug-2005

2 Gays, 2 Lesbians

2 gays and 2 lesbians are all gonna travel round the world. Who
will get around first?

The lesbians. Why? Because the lesbians will be doing 69, while
the gays are still packing each other's shit.

1 people have rated this joke:

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