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| Posted by Anthony on 14-Aug-2005 | SkiingThese three guys needed to stay at a hotel. The lady at the desk
said that there was only one room with a king size bed left. The
men said they'd take it. One guy slept on the right, the second
on the left, and the third in the middle. That night the three
guys all woke up at the same time. The first guy on the right
said, "I had a dream that some one was pulling on my dick." The
second guy said, "I had the same dream!" The third guy that
slept in the middle said, "I had a dream that I was skiing!"
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| Posted by Starkiz Pop on 12-Aug-2005 | Russianwhat do you call a russian with three balls?
whodu-nicka-bollok-ov
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| Posted by Prabesh Neupane on 14-Aug-2005 | VaselineA little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his
grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in
bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and
went out to play.
Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's
Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again
the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went
out to play.
Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked
his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied
"they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh
and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you
they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on
here?"
The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my
bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."
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| Posted by Joe F. Cool on 14-Aug-2005 | Constipated OwlsWhat's the difference between a constipated owl and a bad
marksman?
One shoots but can't hit, the other hoots but can't shit!
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| Posted by Garbett on 12-Aug-2005 | FLY IS OPEN!John: Are you afraid of heights?
Aaron: No
John: Well, your zipper is!
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| Posted by The Man on 14-Aug-2005 | BB'sOne day, a womans's 3 son's get sick, soshe takes them to the
doctor. So the doctor examines them, and he perscribes the
vitamin iron, and then they will be in perfect condition. So the
woman agrees and goes to the store. When she's at the store, she
asks a girl that works there, where she can fin iron, the girl
inoccently tells her, that they sell bb's for bb guns, which are
iron. So the woman say's "perfect give me ten boxes". About a
week later, her youngest son comes running yelling "Mom, mom,
mom, I'm pissing bb's!" "oh don't worry, I just put some bb's in
your food" said the mother, so the little boy goes off confused.
Like an hour later, her middle son comes yelling, "mom, mom,mom,
I'm shiting bb's," and she tells him the same thing she told the
other one. So like two hours like her oldes comes yelling
frantically "Mom, Mom, Mom!", the mother says "What your pissing
bb's" and her son said "NO, I WAS JACKING OFF AND I SHOT THE
DOG!!"
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