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| Posted by jumbo shrimp on 14-Aug-2005 | Snake in jungleThere was once a little girl who was in the bath with her mum,
"mummy," she asked, "what's that?" pointing at her privates,
"that?" stuttered her mum, "why, that's my jungle dear."
"Oh," replied the daughter, as she stumbled off to bed.
The next night, the girl was in the bath with her dad, and when
she looked down she became confused. "Daddy?" she mumbled,
"what's that?"
"erm....... my snake. That's my snake darling, don't go near it.
ok?"
"Ok dad," she replied.
On the third night the girl went into the bath with her mum
again and, pointing at her tits asked, "What are they, mummy?"
Her mum quickly replied. "they are my headlights darling." and
with that the young girl dropped the subject.
Late that night, when everyone was tucked up in bed, the little
girl suddenly shot up in bed and ran into her parents room
yelling "Mummy, mummy, quick, put your headlights on the snakes
going into the jungle!"
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| Posted by stan81 on 14-Aug-2005 | ShowerOne day a boy wanted to take a shower with his mom, when he
asked her sshe said alright just dont look up or down. So when
they were in the shower he looked up n e way, and said, mom what
are those? Lightbulbs, she said (oh he said) Then he looked down
and said, mommy what is that, Grass. (oh) The next day he wanted
to take a shower with his dad he said ok, just dont look down.
"ok dad" When they were in the shower he looked down (n e ways)
He asked dad what is thaT? he said itss umm A SNAKE. (oh) The
next day he wanted to take a shower with his mom and dad. And
they both said, "ok" When they were in the shower,he said to his
mom, "MOMMY MOMMY TURN ON YOUR LIGHTBULBS THERES A SNAKE IN YOUR
GRASS"
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| Posted by Leila K. Barker on 14-Aug-2005 | Joke to play on friendThe following is a conversation between you and a friend
You:"I can't believe they're still together after all that shit!"
Friend:"WHO?"
You:"My but-cheeks!"
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| Posted by josh baker on 14-Aug-2005 | WormsOne day a newly wed couple was on their honeymoon. The husband
didn't know she had worms. The problem was she farted in her
sleep. So in the middle of the night he always woke up with
worms covered in shit, crawling on him. He didn't know how they
got in the bed. So one night he set up a video camera to see how
they got in the bed. He saw something come out his wifes ass and
crawl out of her panties. He called his dad " Dad you were right
i shouldn't have married her so soon. She has shit oisters." He
laughed and said "well it must be a pain in her ass!"
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():love jokes (2491): Rainforests are meant for tourists |
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| Posted by Kyle Eades on 14-Aug-2005 | Rainforests are meant for touristsLittle Jenny and her older cousins, Sarah and Michelle, were at
their grandmother's house baking cookies. The grandmother told
them they could find something else to do while the cookies
baked.
"Don't let anyone in your rainforest!" Sarah said.
"I won't. Not until I'm married!" Michelle replied.
"Yeah!No tourists allowed! But what if you charge them money?"
Little Jenny said, puzzled.
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| Posted by Sucha Dog on 14-Aug-2005 | The Two Men There were once two men, Bob and Joe, who were debating on who
did the worst sin. Bob says, "I had an affaire with a hot
brunette with light blue eyes while my hot blond hair with dark
green eyed wife was at home." Joe laughed and said, "I had an
affaire with a hot blond hair with dark green eyes while my hot
brunette with light blue eyed wife was at home."
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