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| Posted by Mel S on 14-Aug-2005 | Soft and Mushy ...What goes IN hard and pink and comes OUT soft and mushy??
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Bubble gum .... whate else WOULD it be???
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| Posted by Randi G. Upchurch on 14-Aug-2005 | the midget and the manone day, a midget walked on an elevator to see a very tall man
on it. the man immediateyl started talking and said, " im 7 feet
tall, 300 lbs, my penis is 20 inches long, each testicle weighs
30 lbs, and my name is turner brown." after hearing this, the
midget faints. once he wakes up, the man asks him what happened,
the midget says," what did you say?" so the man starts to
explain it again. "im 7 feet tall, 300 lbs, my penis is 20
inches, my testicles weigh 30 lbs each and my name is turner
brown." the midget is releaved. " oh ok," says the midget, " i
thought you said TURN AROUND.
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| Posted by Chris Gyorkos on 14-Aug-2005 | The Cliff
Three guys (Mike, Kyle, and John) heard about a cliff. The
rumor was that if you jump off it and say something, whatever
you say, you land in safely. Mike, Kyle, and John go to the
cliff. Mike jumps and yells, "gold!!"
He lands safely in gold and takes it all home. Klye jumps and
yells, "1000 beautiful, horny, naked girls!!" He lands in the
women and leaves. John trips and yells, "oh, crap!!" John lands
in a big pile of poop and leaves to go take a shower.
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| Posted by Kenneth Tai on 14-Aug-2005 | Pearl Harbor
ok, so a guy says to a girl:
"Wanna play Pearl Harbor? That's where I lie back as you blow
the hell out of me."
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| Posted by Kenna M. Buice on 14-Aug-2005 | Yummy CornOnce apon a time there were 3 guys riding down a dirt road in
Kentucy. After an hour of driving their truck broke down and it
was getting really dark. There was only enough blankets in the
back for one guy so the two other decided to go look for help.
Along down the dirtroad they spotted a house. They stopped and
knocked on the door and a 98 year old lady answers the door and
says, " Can I help you boys?"
The boys looked at each other and then said, "Yeah our truck
broke down like 2 miles down the road and we need somewhere to
stay."
Th old lady replied,"Well you can stay here only if you have sex
with me constantly all night."
The boys looked at each other and said, "Alright."
So they walk in the house and they see a bowl of corn on the
table. The old lady goes upstairs to get herself ready and the
boys grab the corn. They go upstairs and start to screw her with
the corn and throw it out the window until the whole bowl is
gone. When they are done they go to sleep and the next morning
they go out to meet there friend, when they see him he has a big
smile on his face. Th boys look at each other then ask him,"Why
are you so happy?" HE answers. "Well I had me a good dinner last
night." The boys asked "how?" The other one replies,"I dunno but
some dumbass was throwin buttered corn out the window!"
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| Posted by Cutie23Girl on 14-Aug-2005 | The Sheerist Underwear Christmas was around the corner and a man wanted to give his
wife the perfect Christmas present for her. So he decided to go
to the Victoria's Secret Store. When he got inside he asked the
lady at the desk "Can you bring out some sheer underwear, it
will be a present for my wife for Christmas." So the lady
disappears into the back and comes out with some underwear. She
says to him "This underwear is $150 dollars." "But I want
something sheerer, infact bring me the sheerest you've got." the
man replies. The lady again goes into the back and comes back
with another pair of underwear. She says, "Sir, this is the
sheerest underwear we sell, it costs $300." The man says,"Well I
guess I'll have to buy it then." He buys the underwear and
leaves.
Christmas rolls around, and he gives her the present. She
opens it up and says,"It's perfect." He tells her to go try it
on and he says,"I'll be waiting on the bed for you." She
disappears into the bathroom and try's it on. She looks at it in
the mirror and says in her head, I cant even see the underwear
so might as well not even wear it.
So she walks out and see's her husband on the bed bare ass.
He looks at her and says,"Geez you could of at least ironed it."
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