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| Posted by Damian Pacecca on 14-Aug-2005 | The pink limosineTwo kids in a tree house both pull down there pants both
opposite sex each ask what each other what there genitals are
but none of them know so that night each of the chidern asked
there parents what they had the boy asked his mom ,his mom said
ow that is the pink limosine when you grow up one day you will
park in the black cave.
At the girls house the same thing was going on but she asked
her dad she said dad I was wonddering whats between my crouch
her dad said exitedly thats your black cave when your older the
pink limosine will park in you.
So the next day they went back to the treehouse and they
both pulled down there pants again and told each other what they
had when the girl came home all bloody later her mom ask what
happened she said well it goes like this a pink limosine tried
to park in me so I tore off its back wheels.
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():gender jokes (1878): Smartest Thing out of a Woman's Mouth |
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| Posted by zach bennett on 14-Aug-2005 | Smartest Thing out of a Woman's MouthWhat was the smartest thing that ever came out of a woman's mouth?
Einstein's dick.
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| Posted by Edward Haskett on 14-Aug-2005 | Sex Change OperationA group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During
the game the guys notice the girl knows much more about the game then they
do, and are really impressed. After the game they ask her, "How is it that
you know so much about baseball?" She says, "Well, I used to be a guy and
got a sex change."
The guys are amazed, but very curious about the process.
"What was the most painful part of the process? Was it when they cut IT
off?"
"That *was* very painful, but was not the most painful part."
"Was it when they cut off the sack holding the family jewels?"
"That was very painful too, but was not the most painful part."
"What was the most painful part?"
"The part that hurt the most was when they cut my salary in half."
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| Posted by fLy gIrL on 14-Aug-2005 | Women's Little Instruction Book"A Women's Little Instruction Book"
1. If you think the way to a man's heart is through his stomach you're
aiming too high.
2. Women don't make fools of men -- most of them are the
do-it-yourself types.
3. The best reason to divorce a man is a health reason: you're sick of
him.
4. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies
about other things too.
5. A woman's work that is never done is the stuff she asked her
husband to do.
6. If you want a nice man go for a bald one -- they try harder.
7. Go for younger men. You might as well -- they never mature anyway.
8. A man who can dress himself without looking like Wurzel Gummidge is
unquestionably gay.
9. Men are all the same -- they just have different faces so you can
tell them apart.
10. Definition of a man with manners -- he gets out of the bath to pee.
11. Whenever you meet a man who would make a good husband, you will
usually find that he is.
12. Scientists have just discovered something that can do the work of
five men -- a woman.
13. There are a lot of words you can use to describe men -- strong,
caring, loving -- they'd be wrong but you could still use them.
14. Men are like animals -- messy, insensitive and potentially violent
-- but they make great pets.
15. Men's brains are like the prison system -- not enough cells per
man.
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| Posted by Thomas Flask on 14-Aug-2005 | Creation of ManWhy did God create men?
Because you can't teach an electric vibrator to mow the lawn.
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| Posted by Karla Beals on 14-Aug-2005 | Men's answers to women's questions1. No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex.
2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that fucking ice cream and
chocolate you eat that makes you look fat.
3. You've got no chance of me calling you.
4. No, I won't be gentle.
5. Of course you have to swallow.
6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time.
7. I hate your fucking friends.
8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to
you after tonight.
9. I'd rather watch a porno.
10. Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to fuck it.
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