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| Posted by ahley lawson on 12-Aug-2005 | The seven wise menOnce there were seven wise men, who made up there mind to build a pussy of there own design. The first was a carpenter full of wit, with a hammer a chisel he made the slit. the second was a black smith, black as coal with an amble and chisel he made the hole . The third was a fisherman old and bent, with his old gray beard he gave it the scent. The forth was a tailor tall and thin, with a pretty red ribbion he lined it with in. The fith was a furreror, tall and stought, with a hide of a bear he lined it without. The sixth was a doctor with an MD Degree, he patted it and felt it and said it would pee. The seventh was a rabi and a mean litle runt, he kissed it and blessed it and called it a CUNT
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| Posted by Teri A. Byard on 12-Aug-2005 | WinnerThere was this contest if 3 guys dicks would add up to 21 inches they would win 3 million dollars.
So Mac goes first pulls his out 10 inches
Next was Andy pulls his out 10inches
Last but not least was Ben pulls his out 1 inch
Ding Ding Ding.......we have winners
so after the contest Mac said \"if it wasn\'t for my 10 inch penis we wouldn\'t of won.\" Andy said \"if it wasn\'t for my 10 inch penis we wouldn\'t of won.\"
Ben goes \"hold up guys if i wouldn\'t of popped a boner we wouldn\'t of never won!!!\"
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():Body & Health (530): How long does it take a black lady to take a shit |
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| Posted by Julie E. Smith on 12-Aug-2005 | How long does it take a black lady to take a shithow long does it take a black lady to take a shit???
9 months!!!!
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| Posted by Kayne j. Ryan on 12-Aug-2005 | Dying YoungA middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was
taken to the hospital. While on the operating table, she
had a near death experience. Seeing God, she asked, \"Is my time up?\"
God said, \"No, you have another 43 years, two
months and eight days to live.\" Upon recovery, the woman decided to
stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction and tummy
tuck. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as
well look even nicer. After her last operation, she was released from the
hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an
ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, \"I thought you said I had
another 40 years? Why didn\'t you pull me out of the path of that
ambulance?\"
God replied, \"Girl, I didn\'t recognize you.\"
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| Posted by Tyler on 12-Aug-2005 | Cubist PooDid you ever hear of the artist with brown fingers?
Pic-ass-o
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| Posted by Funnyjoker420 on 12-Aug-2005 | Bubbles is homeMy friend told me not long ago that my old best friend came back in town a few days ago. I said which friend would that be? He said your old friend bubbles.
I was looking for bubbles when he walked around the corner and said hey girl you remember me???
Later on that day my friend walked up to me and said you blew bubbles when you were younger and i know it because i was there.we blew bubbles together. he walks around the corner and says yes i had such a great time with you two when i was younger.
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