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| Posted by laugh16 on 11-Aug-2005 | The SupermanSuperman is flying over a nude beach and since he can fly at super speed he can go down and have sex with all the women and they wont know what happend, so he flys down and has sex with almost everyone down there than gets back up, than he sees wonder women and is happy because he has always had a thing for her and he knows if he is down there to long she will catch hin so he goes down and gets it over with realy fast and gets back up, than wonder women sits and says what happend and the invisible man on top of her says i dont know but my ass realy hurts!
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| Posted by Paula L. Forza on 11-Aug-2005 | Obsessions meeting4 women enter an obsession class with their children to learn about and deal with their odsession.
the consuleor says to the first mom:
"your obsessed with money, you named your daughter penny."
then the mom takes her kid and leaves
the consuleor says to the second mom:
"your obsessed with food you named your daughter candy."
then the mom takes her kid and leaves
the consuleor says to the third mom:
" your obsessed with alcohol. you named your kid brandy"
then the mom takes her kid and leaves.
then the fourth mom whispers to her kid this is ridiculous, come on Dick were leaving.
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| Posted by Brian Perfilio on 11-Aug-2005 | LazynessHUSBAND: luv can u see that honey
WIFE: what honey?
HUSBAND: cup of tea with 2 sugars please.
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| Posted by Falcon Falcon on 11-Aug-2005 | Gone fishingThere is two woman that go fishing together all the time.One lady asked the other,why is it that I never get nothing but you always seem to get the fish.Her friend said,Well every morning I pull the covers back and see witch side my husbands penis is laying.If it's on the right I fish of the right side,If it's on the left I fish of the left.The first lady said HO I see but what do you do if it's standing staigh up.Her friend replide WHO WANT'S TO GO FISHING IF IT"S STANDING!!!
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| Posted by Paul Lai on 11-Aug-2005 | Lorrena Bobbit and Jeffory DohmerJeffory Dohmer asks Lorrena Bobbit one day, Are you gonna eat that?
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| Posted by Tara Foley on 11-Aug-2005 | The Sins of LeroyLittle Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided
that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well
Leroy, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy
you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for
one instead." After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He
finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus.
Dear Jesus,
I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle.
Your Friend,
Leroy
Now, Leroy knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was (brat), so he
ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try.
Dear Jesus,
I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new bicycle.
Your Truly,
Leroy
Well, Leroy knew this wasn't totally honest, so he tore it up and tried
again.
Dear Jesus,
I've thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a bicycle?
Leroy
Well, Leroy looked deep down in his heart, which by the way was what his
mother really wanted. He knew he had been terrible and was deserving of
almost nothing. He crumpled up the letter, threw it in the trash can and
went running outside. He aimlessly wandered about depressed because of the
way he treated his parents and really considered his actions. He finally
found himself in front of a Catholic Church. Leroy went inside and knelt
down, looking around not knowing what he should really do. Leroy finally got
up and began to walk out the door and was looking at all the statues. All of
a sudden he grabbed a small one and ran out the door. He went home, hid it
under his bed and wrote this letter.
Jesus,
I've got your mama. If you ever want to see her again, give me a bike!
Sincerely,
You know who
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