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| Posted by Russ on 12-Aug-2005 | The UntaxableWhat is the one thing that the government can NOT tax?
A penis - you know why?
90% of the time it is inactive,
10% of the time it is in the hole,
and it has 2 dependents that are both nuts.
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| Posted by Paul R. Flanigan on 13-Aug-2005 | Wonderful penisOnce there was a sex penis and someone ate it and said I like the bitch sexy lemon filling
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| Posted by Acer on 13-Aug-2005 | They are Still Together!!!???...I am amazed that they are still together after all the shit that has gone between them ... no, not Hilary and Bill, the cheeks of my ass.
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():Body & Health (530): Ask a female if reincarnation was possible... |
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| Posted by Sonya M. Slover on 13-Aug-2005 | Ask a female if reincarnation was possible...Ask a female if reincarnation was possible and she could only come back as a chicken or a bowling ball, what would she pick? If a chicken is picked, you tell her she would rather be layed than fingered and the opposite if a ball is selected.
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| Posted by Richard L. Dowson on 13-Aug-2005 | Heads UpQ. What goes ha, ha, thump?
A. Someone laughing his head off.
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| Posted by Henry Alarcon on 13-Aug-2005 | BlatterWhy is it that your bladder is always half full
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