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This bloke is standing by the bedside of his...

This bloke is standing by the bedside of his dying boyfriend, with a tear in his eye he watches him slip away into the next world.

One of the docters quietly comes up behind him and says "I know this is a bad time for you, but we need to know what you want done with the body, you know buried, cremated?"

The chap thinks for a while, crying quietly, and finaly says "I'd like him curried please"

"Curried!" all the docters say in unision "Why?"

"I want to feel him slide out of my ass one more time!"

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	():dirty jokes (1575): A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest...

Posted by Eric Skinner on 07-Aug-2005

A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest...

A missionary gets sent into deepest darkest Africa and goes to live with a tribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write and the good Christian ways of the white man. One thing he particularly stresses is the evils of sexual sin. Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!

One day the wife of one of the Tribe's noblemen gives birth to a white baby. The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with the missionary. "You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black woman gives birth to a white child. You are the only white man who has ever set foot in our village. Even Stevie Wonder could see what s been going on!"

The missionary replies: "No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence - what is called an albino. Look to thy yonder field. See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one black one. Nature does this on occasion."

The chief pauses for a moment then says, "Tell you what, you don't say anything about the sheep, I won't say anything about the white baby."

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	():dirty jokes (1575): You are having lunch with your new boss, talking...

Posted by Josh Fife on 07-Aug-2005

You are having lunch with your new boss, talking...

You are having lunch with your new boss, talking about the decision paper you wrote. During the conservation, a blonde walks into the dining area and she is so stunning you draw your boss's attention to her. Having his complete attention, you give a vivid description of what you would do if you had her alone in a motel room. She walks over to the table and introduces herself as your boss's daughter.

Your next move is:

Ask for her hand in marriage.
Pretend you've forgotten how to speak English.
Repeat the conservation to the daughter and hope for the best.

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	():dirty jokes (1575): What do you call '69' in China?...

Posted by DancingGal on 07-Aug-2005

What do you call '69' in China?...

What do you call '69' in China?

Two-can-chew.

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	():dirty jokes (1575): Marines and blonde

Posted by mooseman on 09-Aug-2005

Marines and blonde

Three marines were stranded on a desert island with a lovely young blonde.

After about 6 months the blonde, being so ashamed of what she had been doing, killed herself... About a year later, the marines, being a little ashamed of what they had been doing, buried her!!!

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	():dirty jokes (1575): A slightly retarded farmer has a farm up the...

Posted by Minty Fresh on 07-Aug-2005

A slightly retarded farmer has a farm up the...

A slightly retarded farmer has a farm up the coast of California.

Unfortunately, there are no women around. He gets rather desperate, and decides to try out an old mule.

He puts a stepladder behind the mule, lowers his pants, but then the mule walks forward. The farmer gets down off the ladder, moves it forward, and tries again, with the same outcome. This process goes on for about 5 more iterations, until he finally gets the idea to lead the mule up to the ocean, so the mule can't walk away. When he gets on the ladder again, he hears a cry for help out to sea, and sees a drowning woman flailing her arms.

He jumps off the ladder, swims out to rescue her, and drags her back in. The woman is totally nude, beautiful, and stacked as well.

After he revives her and nurses her back to health, she gazes into his eyes with her limpid blue eyes, and says "Oh sir! I'm so thankful to you for saving my life! I'll do anything to repay you! Anything!!"

So he says to her: "Could you hold that mule for me?"

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