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| Posted by Rarkl on 14-Aug-2005 | Three Men and a Woman ShipwreckedFour castaways, three guys and a woman ended up on an island
somewhere in the sea. Prospects of being saved weren't very good
so the men told the woman they need to deal with their "urges".
They agreed to let one man have her on Monday, one on Tuesday
and one on Wednesday and the rest of the week she's "off duty".
That went really great for a couple of years, until the woman
died one day. Now the men were having kind of a problem. The
first week they managed, the second week it got very hard and
the third week they finally decided to bury her.
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| Posted by Bruce R. Wood on 14-Aug-2005 | Horny Guy on a Island.One day there was this really horny guy who was stranded one
this Island. The only thing that was there with him was a pig
and a dog. Every time he went to go screw the pig the dog would
start biting him. This made it impossible to screw the pig.
The next day a incredibly hot chick also managed to get stranded
on the island. She was very sick when she came, so the horny guy
helped out. After she was feeling better she went to the horny
guy and said "you've saved my life I will do anything for you."
So the horny turns to her and asks, "Will you take the dog for a
walk?"
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| Posted by Damian O. Miller on 14-Aug-2005 | Dog in HeatLittle Johnny wanted to walk his dog. So he goes to his mom and
asked, "Mom? Can I take the dog for a walk?" His mom replies,
"No son, you can't." "Why not?" Little Johnny inquired. "Because
son, she is in heat," she explained. "What does that mean?" he
asked. Exasperated, and not wanting to reply she said, "Go and
ask your father."
So he does and he asked his dad, "Dad? Can I take the dog for a
walk?" His father said, "No son, you can't." "Why not?" "Because
she is in heat," the dad explains. "What's that?" Not wanting to
explain, the father rubbed some gasoline on the dog's rear end
and said, "Here go ahead and take her for a walk."
So little Johnny took the dog out for a welk. Ten minutes later
he came home without the dog! The father asked, "Where is the
dog?" Little Johnny replied, "She ran out of gas a while back.
Now another dog is pushing her home."
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| Posted by Alice Tsai on 14-Aug-2005 | 18 HolesA man needs a place to stay for the night so he goes up to a
farmer's house and knocks on the door. The man opens and the guy
says he needs a place to stay for the night and the farmer says,
you can stay w/ my cows and takes him to the stable.
Another man comes to the farmer's house and asks for a place to
sleep, so the farmer says, you can stay w/ my pigs and takes the
man to the pen.
A third man comes to the farmer's house asking for a place to
stay the night and the farmer says, you can stay w/ my 18
daughters and shows him up the stairs into the bedroom.
The next day the farmer goes to wake the three men up. He goes
to the first guy and asks how he feels. He says, "Like a cow."
The farmer goes to the second man and asks him how he feels, and
he says, "Like a pig." The farmer then goes to the third man and
asks the same question. The man replies, "Like a golf ball
that's just been through 18 holes."
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| Posted by Tiger Fly on 14-Aug-2005 | Huge AssholeA man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I need help! I've
got a huge hole in my ass." The doctors says, "Drop your pants,
bend over and let's have a look." So the man complies.
Upon seeing the sight, the doctor exclaimed, "Holy shit! What
could have made a hole as big as that?" The man replies, "I work
in the zoo. When I was giving the elephant a bath, he picked up
with his trunk and fucked me up the ass!" The doctor says, "But
an elephants penis is long and thin, this hole is enormous." The
man replies, "He fingered me first".
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