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| Posted by Nicki on 14-Aug-2005 | Walking while PregnantThere is a room full of pregnant women and their partners, and
the Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching
the women how to breathe properly, along with informing the men
how to give the necessary assurances at this stage of the plan.
The teacher then announced, "Ladies, exercise is good for you.
Walking is especially beneficial. And gentlemen, it wouldn't
hurt you to take the time to go walking with your partner." The
room got quiet. Finally, a man in the middle of the group raised
his hand.
"Yes?" replied the teacher.
"Is it alright if she carries a golf bag while we walk????"
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| Posted by Cristyn B. Militello on 12-Aug-2005 | The boy on a nude beach.Two parents take their son on vacation and go to a nude beach. The
father goes for a walk on the beach and the son goes and plays in
the water. He comes running up to his mom and says, "Mommy, I saw
ladies with boobies a lot bigger than yours!"
The mom says "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes
back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says,
"Mommy, I saw men with dingers a lot bigger than Daddy's!"
Mom says, "the bigger they are, the dumber they are." So he goes
back to play. Several minutes later he comes running back and says,
"Mommy, I just saw Daddy talking to the dumbest lady I ever saw and
the more and more he talked, the dumber and dumber he got!"
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| Posted by Ktkat Yong on 12-Aug-2005 | SkiingThere were three men hiking in the mountains and they came upon a cabin. They decided to stay there for the night because it was getting late and it was cold. It was really cold that they all decided to slept in the same bed.
The next day they all woke up and the man to the left said, \"Man I had the weirdest dream, i dreamed that i was getting hand job.\" The guy on the far right said that he also had that same dream. And then the man in the middle said, \"That\'s weird I had a great dream, I dreamed that I was skiing\".
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| Posted by Anthony on 14-Aug-2005 | SkiingThese three guys needed to stay at a hotel. The lady at the desk
said that there was only one room with a king size bed left. The
men said they'd take it. One guy slept on the right, the second
on the left, and the third in the middle. That night the three
guys all woke up at the same time. The first guy on the right
said, "I had a dream that some one was pulling on my dick." The
second guy said, "I had the same dream!" The third guy that
slept in the middle said, "I had a dream that I was skiing!"
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| Posted by Starkiz Pop on 12-Aug-2005 | Russianwhat do you call a russian with three balls?
whodu-nicka-bollok-ov
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| Posted by Prabesh Neupane on 14-Aug-2005 | VaselineA little boy came down for breakfast one morning and asked his
grandma, "Where's Mom and dad?" and she replied, "they're up in
bed." The little boy started to giggle and ate his breakfast and
went out to play.
Then he came back in for lunch and asked his grandma "where's
Mom and Dad?" and she replied "they're still up in bed." Again
the little boy started to giggle and he ate his lunch and went
out to play.
Then the little boy came in for dinner and once again he asked
his grandma "where's Mom and dad?" and his grandmother replied
"they're still up in bed." The little boy started to laugh
and his grandmother asked, "what gives? Every time I tell you
they're still up in bed you start to laugh! what is going on
here?"
The little boy replied, "well last night daddy came into my
bedroom and asked me for the Vaseline and I gave him super glue."
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