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| Posted by Hugh Jass on 14-Aug-2005 | Weird factAdam and Eve must of had no bellie button beacuse they are the
Chilren of GOD.
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| Posted by Chapane on 14-Aug-2005 | A Man Gets RobbedA man makes a call to the police-
Man:
"Help!I've been robbed and my whife has been kidnapped!"
Operator:
"When did this happen?"
Man:
"About the middle of the night."
Operator:
"Where did the burgalar enter?"
Man:
"I don't know,could have been the door or the window."
Operator:
"Did you lock everything?"
Man:
"Yes!Yes!But I don't know how he got in and why he would take my
butiful,darling whife!"
Operator:
"What was the last thing she said to you?"
Man:
"Unnnnnn.....Oh! I remember! It was "Honey open the damn window
I'm burning up in here!"
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| Posted by 'Yi on 14-Aug-2005 | Women, "Brush ur teeth"!!What do Women use to brush there teeth with?
A Cock
With what tooth paste?
Cum!!
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| Posted by Ricky A. Seidle on 14-Aug-2005 | Adam & EveOne day Adam was strolling along and god looked down to speak to
Adam, but he noticed eve was not there with confused he looks at
Adam and says where has Eve gone Adam looks up at him and says I
think she went in the ocean god looks down at him and says
dammit Adam how are we gonna get the smell of the fish
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| Posted by Daniel R. Perrault on 14-Aug-2005 | Woman at SupermarketThere's a woman in a supermarket. She gets the basic things
like milk, eggs, and bread. She goes up to the counter and
there's a drunk guy standing there. She puts the stuff on the
counter and the guy says, "Ma'am, you must be single."
Puzzled, the woman replies with, "How could you tell that by
what I put on the counter?"
The drunk guy says, "Cause you're uglier than shit."
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| Posted by Matthew Smith on 14-Aug-2005 | BlowWhat did the blizzard say to the penis?
Get ready for a blow, Cause here I cum.
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