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| Posted by Chris R. Marshall on 10-Aug-2005 | What is the difference between a bachelor and a maQ. What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man?
A. Bachelor comes home, sees what's in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married
man comes home, sees what's in the bed, and goes to the refrigerator.
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():sex jokes (1888): The time between when you cum and she leaves. |
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| Posted by Tiffany Brown on 10-Aug-2005 | The time between when you cum and she leaves.Q. What's the definition of eternity?
A. The time between when you cum and she leaves.
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| Posted by CoCa_CoLa_13 on 10-Aug-2005 | Cant Stubble.Q. What do you call a female police officer that shaves her pubic hair?
A. Cant Stubble.
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():sex jokes (1888): A kidney dialysis machine. |
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| Posted by Auzzie Frog on 10-Aug-2005 | A kidney dialysis machine.Q. What's gray, sits at the bed and takes the piss?
A. A kidney dialysis machine.
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():sex jokes (1888): Because if they all went, it would be hell. |
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| Posted by Nexus on 10-Aug-2005 | Because if they all went, it would be hell.Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.
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():sex jokes (1888): So even ugly people can have sex. |
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| Posted by Avidan Ackerson on 10-Aug-2005 | So even ugly people can have sex.Q. Why did god create alcohol?
A. So even ugly people can have sex.
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