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| Posted by Greg Y on 09-Aug-2005 | Who wants what?When God was creating the human race, he lined up all the males on one side and all the females opposite them.
Then God asked, "Which of your species would like to urinate standing up?"
Well, the males went crazy, screaming and shouting that they wanted to pee standing up.
"Fine," replied God. "Then THEY get the multiple orgasms."
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| Posted by Alicia C. Chesbro on 09-Aug-2005 | Light and hardWhat's the difference between light and hard?
You can go to sleep with the light on!
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| Posted by Chizzygrrl on 09-Aug-2005 | Disneyland surveyA recent survey carried out by a leading soft drink manufacturer in Disneyland, produced some strange results.
Mickey Mouse likes Coca-Cola, while Minnie prefers Pepsi.
Donald Duck likes Dr. Pepper, while Daisy prefers Root beer.
Pluto likes plain old lemonade, as does Goofy.
But Snow White adores 7up.
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| Posted by Ivy M. Oberlander on 09-Aug-2005 | PricelessCover Charge: $15.00
Round of Drinks: $23.00
Table Dance: $30.00
Another Round of Drinks: $23.00
Couch Dance and Tips: $50.00
A Round of Shots: $34.00
Another Round of Drinks: $23.00
Lap Dance and Hand Job: $100.00
Private Dance and Hotel Room: $500.00
Sending her on her way without having to cuddle or listen to her:
...........PRICELESS!
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| Posted by Trent Reeve on 09-Aug-2005 | Wash clothThere was a little boy whose mother was about to have a baby. One day, the little boy walked in and saw his mother naked. He asked his mother what the hair between her legs was.
She responded, "It's my wash cloth."
Weeks later, after the mother had her baby, the young boy walked in on his mother again. While she was in the hospital, the doctor had shaved her pubic hair.
The boy asked, "What happened to your wash cloth?"
The mother responded, "I lost it."
The little boy, trying to be helpful, set out to find his mother's washcloth.
A few days later, he ran to his mother yelling and screaming, "I found your washcloth."
The mother, thinking that the child was just playing, went along with the boy and asked, "Where did you find it?"
The boy answered, "The maid has it! She is washing daddy's face with it."
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| Posted by A A. A on 09-Aug-2005 | Starts with CWhat's hard and hairy on the outside, soft and wet in the middle, starts with a "C" and ends with a "T"?
A coconut.
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