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| Posted by Cedrik on 09-Aug-2005 | Who's the FatherThe girl admitted under parental questioning that she was pregnant, but couldn't say who was responsible.
"All right !" bellowed her Mother, "you march yourself to your room, and don't come out until you can give us a definite answer."
Later that night her voice rang down the stairs.
"Hey Mom, I think I have an idea now."
"I should hope so !" the Mother responded.
"The very idea that any daughter of mine could get pregnant, let alone not know the father."
"Chill Mom."
the girl said.
"I got it narrowed down to the band or the football team."
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| Posted by Jack Treese on 09-Aug-2005 | honey beewhat did the bee say to the wind. don't blow me now i just layed my honey
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| Posted by Jared A. Bassette on 09-Aug-2005 | Shopping for a WeddiThe Mother and daughter were shopping for the girl's bridal gown. The Mother said, "Thank goodness, I'll see you get married in white," the Mother said.
"Why's that Mother ?"
the daughter asked.
"Well dear, to be honest, only a virgin should be married in a white gown; otherwise, lavender is used."
"Oh!" replied the girl.
"Well, how about a white gown with lavender trim?"
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| Posted by Peter Schmitt on 09-Aug-2005 | Free Sex at the GasTwo rednecks drive through a gas station to fill up their truck. They notice a sign saying "Enter here for a chance at free sex!" They wander inside and ask the attendant how to enter.
The attendant says that they have to guess a number between one and ten.
The first guy guesses five. The attendant says, "Sorry, but the number is eight."
The second guy guesses seven and the attendant says, "Sorry, but the number was three."
As the two rednecks drive away, one of them turns to the other and says, "You know, I think that contest was rigged."
The second guy, the smarter of the two, replies, "Naw, it's on the up and up. My wife won twice last week."
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| Posted by *sal* on 09-Aug-2005 | Jurassic lesbians??!What do you call a lesbian dinosaur??............
........ Lickalotapus!!
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| Posted by richelle on 09-Aug-2005 | little jimmylittle jimmy a grade one student was on his way home from his first day of school.When he arrived home his mom naturaly asked him "how was your day" "it was great mom" he replied "i got laid".panicked by what she just heard the mother calls jimmys father home.
when he arrives home he finds little jimmy sitting in his room "so jimmy" says his father "you had sex today"."
yes" replies jimmy "well how was it""good" says jimmy "but next time i'm going to use vasaline" "why" asks the father curiously "cause" says jimmy "my bum hurts"
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