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| Posted by Suck Balls on 13-Aug-2005 | Whore hosethis guy walks into a a whore house and ask if thers someone that he could have sex with for $5 bucks.the lady says no im afraid not sir.then he replies there has to be someone here plz im beging you.the lady say ok there in that room.he pays the lady and goes up into the room and the girl is already spread eagle.so he poceeds to have sex with her and all of the sudden white stuff comes out of he mouth and eyes.he freaks out and runs back down stairs and tells the lady and she replyes earl the dead girl is full again
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| Posted by Cameron on 13-Aug-2005 | Why do women have...Why do women have 2 legs?
Have you seen the mess snails make?
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| Posted by Grainne J. Whelan on 13-Aug-2005 | Give me headif i flip a coin what the chance of me geting head.
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():dirty jokes (1575): your mamma is like a tv. A 2 year old turns... |
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| Posted by Stephanie L. Milioto on 13-Aug-2005 | your mamma is like a tv. A 2 year old turns...your mamma is like a tv. A 2 year old turns her on
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| Posted by jennifer on 13-Aug-2005 | 3 BoysThere were 3 boys called Zip Cock and Piss they were at school and their teacher went out the classroom to go to the loo. Zip Cock And Piss decided to annoy the teacher so Zip went on a shelf Cock went in a cuboard and Piss Just messed around the classroom.
their teacher went in and saw all 3 of them and shouted. ZIP DOWN! COCK OUT! PISS IN THE CORNER WITH THE DUNCE HAT ON!!!!
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| Posted by Betty-Lou B. Bopton on 13-Aug-2005 | Lightbulb slutsHow many sluts does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None: It screws itself
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