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| Posted by Luna on 09-Aug-2005 | Whore MoanHow do you make a whore moan?
Don't pay her!
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| Posted by Joshua on 09-Aug-2005 | Coffin and CondomsHow is a coffin and a condom alike?
They both hold stiffs.
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| Posted by Ashly L. Boss on 09-Aug-2005 | Coffin and Condoms,how are coffins and a rubber not alike? when you cum in and one you go in.
How are coffins and robbers not alike?
One you cum in One you go in.
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| Posted by Angie Vaughn on 09-Aug-2005 | ESKIMOAN ESKIMO IS DRIVING HIS CAR WHEN ALL OF A SUDDEN HE BREAKS DOWN SO HE CALLS THE AA.WHEN THE MAN ARRIVES HE LIFTS UP THE HOOD OF THE CAR AND SAYS "YOU'VE BLOWN A SEAL" THE ESKIMO THEN SAYS "SO WHAT,YOU SHAG SHEEP!"
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| Posted by Mike Richards on 09-Aug-2005 | 2 prostitutesthere was two prostitutes sat on a wall. One says to the other: "i can smell cock" To which the other replies: "oh sorry, i just burped"
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| Posted by April L. Milam on 09-Aug-2005 | two midgets meet twothere are 2 midgets who have adjoining rooms in a hotel with incredibly thin walls.They decided to check out the hotel bar , when they get there they see these 2 lovely blondes and manage to get them to go up2 there adjoining rooms.Midget number 1 says to midget number 2 "go on lad have fun !"..so Midget number 1 is in his room with this amazing blonde , she begins to strip off revealing a lovely toned body , and to his fustration he cant get a erection and to add to this he can hear midget number 2 in the next room shouting "1 - 2 - 3 arrrgh....1 - 2 - 3 uurrgg....1 - 2 - 3 ooohhhhh..."
all night long ..so midget number 1 thinks " ahh forget about it !" and goes to sleep .The next morning he awakes to find the blonde gone , midget number 1 goes into the hallway and bumps into midget number 2 and midget number 2 says " how did it go with the sexy little thing last night ?"
he replies " embarassing , awful i couldnt even get a hard on !" Midget number 2 says " you think that is bad .....I COULDNT EVEN GET ON THE BED !! "
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