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| Posted by beej-a on 10-Aug-2005 | Why can't her brother help her up?When a girl falls over, why can't her brother help her up?
Because he can't be a brother and assist her (a sister) too.
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| Posted by james on 10-Aug-2005 | Judgement'What do you mean you only have one brother?' demanded the judge. 'Your sister
has testified under oath that she has two.'
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| Posted by Jason White on 10-Aug-2005 | Brown and MadamGood morning, Brown, Brown, Brown, and Brown?
Yes, madam.
May I speak to Mr. Brown, please?
I'm so sorry, Mr. Brown is away sick today.
Oh, then may I speak to Mr. Brown, please?
Mr. Brown is on holiday.
It's very important, may I speak to Mr. Brown?
Mr. Brown is away from the office on business.
Oh, no! Then I'll have to speak to Mr. Brown, it's a matter of life or death!
Mr. Brown speaking!
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| Posted by MYK on 10-Aug-2005 | Cannibal spiderDid you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife?
He was an anteater.
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| Posted by Pedro Fonseca on 10-Aug-2005 | Aunt Maud for lunchGirl: We had Aunt Maud for lunch last Sunday.
Boy: Really? We had roast beef.
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| Posted by Dappa D on 10-Aug-2005 | Stern auntA rather had been staying with Fred's parents, and one day she said to the
little girl,
"Well, Fred, I'm going tomorrow. Are you sorry?"
"Oh yes, Auntie," replied Fred, "I thought you were going today."
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