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| Posted by Lily Flower on 13-Aug-2005 | Why couldnt Sadam sleep with his wife?Q: Why cant Sadam have sex with his wife?
A: Everytime he opened her legs he saw bush!
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| Posted by WhaWhitney on 13-Aug-2005 | 3 bulletsOne day a pregnant woman that was going to have triplets was walking down the steet when a man with a bag ran down the street.he had a ski mask on so she thought he had robbed a bank or something so she tried to stop him and he shot her in the stomach three times. it all went well for 16 years when one day one of the daughters whent to her mom and said mommy, mommy, i was giong to the bathroom and a bullet came out.a week later the other daughter went to her mom and said mommy, mommy, i was going to the bathroom and a bullet came out. 2 months later her son went to her and started to say what happend but his mom interrupted and said i know, u were going to the bathroom and a bullet came out and the son said no, i was jerkin off and i shot the dog
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| Posted by ryan phenicie on 13-Aug-2005 | Yo mommayo momma got a eye on her knee and they call her NEECEE.
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| Posted by Fred J. Chisman on 13-Aug-2005 | Exotic beesWhat kind of bees make milk?
Boobees
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| Posted by Mike Nichols on 13-Aug-2005 | The creation of the pussyseven wise men with knowledge so fine
created a pussy to their design
first was a butcher
with smart wit
using a knife he gave it a slit
second was a carpenter
strong and bold
with a hammer and chisel he gave it a hole
third was a tailor
tall and thin
by using red velvet he lined it within
fourth was a hunter
short and stout
using fox fur he lined it without
fifth was a fisherman
nasty as hell
he therew in a fish and gave it a smell
fifth was a preacher
whose name was mcgee
he touched it and blessed it
and said it could pee
last was a sailor
a dirty little runt
he sucked it and fucked it
and called it a cunt
by sarah from newcastle
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| Posted by Tyson Taylor on 13-Aug-2005 | So FatYou so fat you went into 7-11 and didnt come out till 12:15.
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