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| Posted by APRIL L. PALMER on 07-Aug-2005 | Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?...Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
So they won't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
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():battle of sexes (734): One day these three guys die and go to heaven.... |
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| Posted by Kelley Norgard on 07-Aug-2005 | One day these three guys die and go to heaven....One day these three guys die and go to heaven.
The angel comes to the first
one and asks "How many times have you cheated on your wife?", the guy
answers "Once." The angel then gives him the keys to a Ferrari and says go drive
around heavan.
The angel then asks the second man, "How many times have you
cheated on your wife?" then man answers "Three." The angel then gives him the keys
to a normal Toyota and says go drive around heaven.
The same question is
asked from the third man and the guy says "Eight times." The angel then gives him
the keys to a beat up Yugo.
After the day is over they all come back to the
same place and the guy in the Yugo is crying is eyes out. They ask him whats
wrong?
He says, "I just saw my wife, She was riding a tricycle."
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| Posted by Imfuktup Man on 07-Aug-2005 | If you want a nice man go for a bald one....If you want a nice man go for a bald one. They try harder.
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