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Why did the condom fly across the room?...

Why did the condom fly across the room?

- It got pissed off.

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	():dirty jokes (1575): A company in the Foreign Legion had spent...

Posted by Tyson Taylor on 07-Aug-2005

A company in the Foreign Legion had spent...

A company in the Foreign Legion had spent three years in the Sahara desert never having seen a woman. They finally decide to send one private on vacation to the nearest town to spend some time with a woman and tell them all about it. After a week the private comes back all happy and relaxed. The whole company crowds around him waiting to hear of his great escapades.

"And on the third day..." he began.

"No! no! start with the first day," Everyone yells out in chorus.

"And on the third day," the private continues "she asked me to stop so she could go to the bathroom..."

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	():dirty jokes (1575): Why do women like hunters?...

Posted by BlondFreak on 07-Aug-2005

Why do women like hunters?...

Why do women like hunters?

They go deep into the bush
They always shoot twice
They always eat what they shoot

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	():dirty jokes (1575): What do doctors do with the foreskins after...

Posted by Areen E. Kim on 07-Aug-2005

What do doctors do with the foreskins after...

What do doctors do with the foreskins after they cut them off?

Sell them to fags for chewing gum.

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	():dirty jokes (1575): Then there was the little girl who hung around...

Posted by NoraLora on 07-Aug-2005

Then there was the little girl who hung around...

Then there was the little girl who hung around the boys Frisbee team at school. Anytime the Frisbee would get stuck in a tree, she would climb up the tree and retrieve it.

That evening, her mom asked her what she had done in school, "I had lots of fun", she said, "Everytime the Frisbee got stuck in a tree, I climbed up to get it."

Her mom was shocked. "Don't do that anymore!" she warned, "The boys throw the Frisbee into the trees so they can see your underware when you climb."

The next day, the mom again asked how school had gone.

The little girl said "I had fun again. I hung around the team, and climbed the trees when the Frisbees got stuck. But don't worry, I didn't want the boys to see my underware, so I didn't wear any!"

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