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Why Do Men Think They Are Clever When Having Sex?

Why do men think they are clever when they are having sex?

They are Plugged into a genius!

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	():gender jokes (1878): Three best things of being a women

Posted by David Baughman on 14-Aug-2005

Three best things of being a women

The best three things for being a women are:

1. You can bleed without cutting yourself.
2. You can bury a bone without digging a hole.
3. You can make a man come without calling him.

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	():gender jokes (1878): Difference Between Men and Women

Posted by linkin park on 14-Aug-2005

Difference Between Men and Women

Women have more imagination than men do.
They need it to tell us how wonderful we are.

Women have their faults. Men have only two.
Everything we say. Everything we do.

When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping.
Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking.

Men always want to be a woman's first love.
Women have a more subtle instinct: What they like is to be a man's last
romance.

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks.
A woman loses hers after four kisses.

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	():gender jokes (1878): Training Courses Now Available for Men

Posted by Scott D. Bibee on 14-Aug-2005

Training Courses Now Available for Men

1. Introduction to Common Household Objects I: The Mop

2. Introduction to Common Household Objects II: The Sponge

3. Dressing Up: Beyond the Funeral and the Wedding

4. Refrigerator Forensics: Identifying and Removing the Dead

5. Design Pattern or Splatter Stain on the Linoleum?: You CAN
Tell the Difference!

6. If It's Empty, You Can Throw It Away: Accepting Loss I

7. If the Milk Expired Three Weeks Ago, Keeping It In the
Refrigerator Won't Bring It Back: Accepting Loss II

8. Going to the Supermarket: It's Not Just for Women Anymore!

9. Recycling Skills I: Boxes that the Electronics Came In

10. Recycling Skills II: Styrofoam that Came in the Boxes that
the Electronics Came In

11. Bathroom Etiquette I: How to Remove Beard Clippings from the
Sink

12. Bathroom Etiquette II: Let's Wash Those Towels!

13. Bathroom Etiquette III: Five Easy Ways to Tell When You're
About to Run Out of Toilet Paper!

14. Giving Back to the Community: How to Donate 15-Year-Old
Levis to the Goodwill

15. Retro? Or Just Hideous?: Re-examining Your 1970s Polyester
Shirts

16. No, The Dishes Won't Wash Themselves: Knowing the 4
Limitations of Your Kitchenware

17. Romance: More Than a Cable Channel!

18. Strange But True!: She Really May NOT Care What "Fourth Down
and Ten" Means

19. Going Out to Dinner: Beyond the Pizza Hut

20. Expand Your Entertainment Options: Renting Movies That Don't
Fall Under the "Action/Adventure" Category or Selecting movies
that don't star John Wayne on television

21. Yours, Mine, and Ours: Sharing the Remote

22. "I Could Have Played a Better Game Than That!": Why Women
Laugh

23. Adventures in Housekeeping I: Let's Clean the Closet

24. Adventures in Housekeeping II: Let's Clean Under the Bed

25. "I Don't Know": Be the First Man to Say It!

26. The Gas Gauge in Your Car: Sometimes Empty MEANS Empty

27. Directions: It's Okay to Ask for Them

28. Listening: It's Not Just Something You Do During Halftime

29. Accepting Your Limitations: Just Because You Have Power
Tools Doesn't Mean You Can Fix It

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	():gender jokes (1878): Why Coffee is Better than Women

Posted by robby russo on 14-Aug-2005

Why Coffee is Better than Women

1. You don't have to put cream in your coffee to make it taste
good.
2. Coffee doesn't complain when you put whipped cream in it.
3. A cup of coffee looks good in the morning.
4. You won't fall asleep after a cup of coffee.
5. You can always warm coffee up.
6. Coffee comes with endless refills.
7. Coffee is cheaper.
8. You won't get arrested for ordering coffee at AM.
9. Coffee never runs out.
10. Coffee is out of your system by tomorrow morning.
11. You can take black coffee home to meet your parents.
12. You can make coffee as sweet as you want.
13. You can smoke while drinking coffee.
14. You can put out a cigarette in a cup of coffee.
15. Coffee smells and tastes good.
16. You don't have to put vinegar in your coffee.
17. If your coffee pot leaks, you can use a regular paper towel.
18. You can always get fresh coffee.
19. You can turn the pot on, leave the room, and it'll be hot
when you get back.
20. They sell coffee at police stations.
21. You can always ditch a bad cup of coffee.
22. Coffee goes down easier.
23. If you put chocolate in your coffee, it doesn't put on
weight.
24. No matter how ugly you are, you can always get a cup of
coffee.
25. A big cup or small cup? It doesn't matter.
26. Your coffee doesn't talk to you.
27. Coffee smells good in the morning.
28. Coffee is good when it's cold too.
29. Coffee stains are easier to remove.
30. Coffee doesn't care when you dunk things in it.
31. Coffee doesn't care what kind of mood you're in.
32. Coffee doesn't shed.
33. Coffee is ready in 15 minutes or less.
34. You can't get a cup of coffee pregnant by putting cream in
it.
35. Coffee doesn't mind being ground.
36. No matter how bad coffee is, you can always make it better.
37. Coffee doesn't have a time of the month... it's good all the
time.
38. When coffee gets old, you can throw it away.
39. When you have a coffee, you don't end up with a pubic in the
back of your throat.
40. Coffee doesn't take up half your bed.
41. Coffee doesn't mind if you wake up at AM and decide to have
a cup.
42. INSTANT COFFEE!
43. You can have an intelligent conversation with coffee.
44. It can take up to 2 weeks for coffee to grow mold.
45. Your coffee won't be jealous of a larger cup.

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