Why do women like hunters?...

1. They go deep into the bush
2. They always shoot twice
3. They always eat what they shoot

What do doctors do with the foreskins after...

Sell them to fags for chewing gum.

Then there was the little girl who hung around...

That evening, her mom asked her what she had done in school, "I had lots of fun", she said, "Everytime the Frisbee got stuck in a tree, I climbed up to get it."

Her mom was shocked. "Don't do that anymore!" she warned, "The boys throw the Frisbee into the trees so they can see your underware when you climb."

The next day, the mom again asked how school had gone.

The little girl said "I had fun again. I hung around the team, and climbed the trees when the Frisbees got stuck. But don't worry, I didn't want the boys to see my underware, so I didn't wear any!"

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The perfect gift for that special woman in your life, or great to keep for yourself.

Why does a dog lick himself?...

- Because he can't make a fist.

This man is sitting in a bar and notices two...

The bartender replies, "It won't do you any good."

The man, with a confused look on his face says, "It doesn't matter, I want to buy those women a drink."

The bartender delivers the drinks to the ladies and the ladies acknowledge the drink with a nod of their heads. About a half-hour later, the man approaches the women and says, "I'd like to buy you two another drink."

The women both reply, "It won't do you any good."

The man says, "I don't understand. What do you mean it won't do me any good?"

The first lady says, "We're lesbians."

The man replies, "Lesbians? What are lesbians?"

The second woman replies, "Lesbians... We like to lick pussys."

The man says, "Bartender, three beers for us lesbians."