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():love jokes (2491): Why don't Jewish mothers drink? |
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| Posted by Lucky Lady on 10-Aug-2005 | Why don't Jewish mothers drink?Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
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():love jokes (2491): They never let anyone finish a sentence. |
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| Posted by Justin Lincoln on 10-Aug-2005 | They never let anyone finish a sentence.Q: Why do Jewish Mothers make great parole officers?
A: They never let anyone finish a sentence.
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():love jokes (2491): It's called "Debbie Does Dishes." |
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| Posted by Giselle DaSilva-Martins on 10-Aug-2005 | It's called "Debbie Does Dishes."Q: Have you seen the newest Jewish-American Princess horror movie?
A: It's called "Debbie Does Dishes."
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| Posted by Howie Payne on 10-Aug-2005 | Facing Bloomingdale'sQ: What's a Jewish American Princess's favorite position?
A: Facing Bloomingdale's.
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| Posted by Randi G. Upchurch on 10-Aug-2005 | A Jewish boyA Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a
part in the school play. "Wonderful. What part is it?" The boy says, "I play the
part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the
teacher you want a speaking part."
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| Posted by Robbie Wilson on 10-Aug-2005 | A man callsA man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?" "Not too good," says
the mother. "I've been very weak." The son says, "Why are you so weak?" She
says, "Because I haven't eaten in 5 days." The man says, "That's terrible! Why
haven't you eaten in 5 days? The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth
to be filled with food if you should call."
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