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| Posted by Allison Riel on 13-Aug-2005 | Why sex is sexsex is a sensation
caused by temptation
to increase the population
of the next generation
do you dig my conversation
or would you like a demonstration
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| Posted by Cal-Girl on 13-Aug-2005 | BedI got the bed , you bring the handcuffs
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():sex jokes (1888): a teacher asked a boy in class which part... |
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| Posted by Sophie Van Insberghe on 13-Aug-2005 | a teacher asked a boy in class which part...a teacher asked a boy in class which part of the body goes to heaven first.The boy answered the feet why because every night i see my mum with her feet up screaming oh God am coming
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| Posted by Bradley H. Stanley on 13-Aug-2005 | Mommy and DaddyA little boy about the age of 5 walked in on his mother taking a shower and looked down and asked "Mommy whats that?"
she replied "Thats mommies bush."
5 Mins later he walked in on her getting dressed and looked up and asked "Mommy what are those?"
she replied "Those are mommies headlights."
That night after his father came home from work he walked in on him getting changed and looked down and asked "Daddy whats that?"
he replied "Thats my snake."
That night he went into his parents room because he ahd a bad dream.
" Ok you can sleep with us but what ever you do donot go under the covers.
Not listening later that night he looked under the cover and screamed. "MOMMY MOMMY TURN ON YOUR HEAD LIGHTS THE SNAKE IS GOING INTO YOUR BUSH!"
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| Posted by Brandon w. Huston on 13-Aug-2005 | Sexdfg fhdkldfjk lgklhc vopibtrlk;gbeogdfvcr;efe
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| Posted by Kyle W. Battalia on 13-Aug-2005 | Austrailian KissQ. What is an Austrailian kiss?
A. Same as a french but down under!!!
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