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| Posted by Bitch 90210 on 12-Aug-2005 | Why The Man Crossed The RoadWhy did the man cross the road?
Because his penis told him to.
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Because he thought he could get laid if he did.
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So the woman driving down the street could hit him.
(You know us women, we just can't drive worth shit...)
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Because another man dared him to and called him a pussy.
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| Posted by ethan schultz on 12-Aug-2005 | Men Like Microwave DinnersWhy do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?
They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.
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| Posted by Rachel sutton on 12-Aug-2005 | Commonality In SexesWhat do men and women have in common?
They both distrust men.
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| Posted by Krystal on 12-Aug-2005 | Real And Guilt GiftsHow can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
Guilt gifts are nicer.
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| Posted by Victor Alway on 12-Aug-2005 | A Well Dressed ManWhat do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?
His wife is good at picking out clothes!
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| Posted by Mike T. Bokinskie on 12-Aug-2005 | Men Are Like UFOsHow are men like UFOs?
You don't know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they're going to take off.
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