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| Posted by Stibly Shibmaster on 09-Aug-2005 | Wife swappingTwo Irishmen in bed together, and Paddy says to Patrick.
"I don't reckon much to this wifeswapping!"
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| Posted by ryan t. dehuff on 09-Aug-2005 | Doggy styleA woman went to the doctor and complained that she was suffering from knee pains.
"Do you indulge in any activity that puts a lot of pressure on your knees?" asked the doctor.
"Every night, my husband and I have sex on the floor doggy style."
"I see," said the doctor.
"You know, there are plenty of other sexual positions."
"Not if you want to watch TV, there aren't!"
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| Posted by lyr-icky sandalls on 09-Aug-2005 | More sexWhy do a married man and his single male friend envy each other?
Each one thinks the other is having sex more often.
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| Posted by Jeremy Mrotek on 09-Aug-2005 | Fourth time marriedA middle-aged man and woman met, fell in love and got married.
On their wedding night they settled into the bridal suite and the wife said to her new husband, "Please promise to be gentle. I'm still a virgin."
"But how can that be?" the startled husband said. "You've been married three times before."
"Well," she explained, "my first husband was a psychiatrist, and all he ever wanted to do was talk about it.
My second husband was a gynecologist, and all he ever wanted to do was look at it.
And my third husband was a stamp collector, and all he ever wanted to do was.... God, I miss him!"
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| Posted by The king of hitz on 09-Aug-2005 | Get up earlyMorris returns from the doctor and tells his wife that the doctor has told him he has only 24 hours to live.
Given the prognosis, Morris asks his wife for sex.
Naturally she agrees, so they make love.
About 6 hours later, the husband goes to his wife and says,
"Honey, you know I now have only 18 hrs to live. Could we please ??????do it one more time?"
Of course, the wife agrees, and they do it again.
Later, as the man gets into bed, he looks at his watch and realizes that he now has only 8 hours left.
He touches his wife's shoulder and asks, "Honey, please...just one more time before I die."
She says, "Of course, dear," and they make love for the third time.
After this session, the wife rolls over and falls fast asleep.
Morris, however, worried about his impending demise, tosses and turns, until he's down to 4 more hours.
He taps his wife, who rouses. "Honey, I have only 4 more hours. Do you think we could........?"
At this point the wife sits up and says, ??????"Listen Morris, I have to get up in the morning.....you don't."
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| Posted by dominick s. laporte on 09-Aug-2005 | PharmacyA woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic.
He asks, "What for?"
She responds, "I want to kill my husband."
He says, "Sorry, I can't do that."
She then reaches into her handbag and pulls out a photo of her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife.
He says, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription..."
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