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| Posted by Devil of Heaven alright not funny but I'm a great critic on 12-Aug-2005 | Wife's OperationI was in las Vegas, when a man walked up to me and "sir do you have a extra $20.00, my wife needs an operation that costs $1000.00. I have $980.00 and just need the last $20.00"
Well I thought about, when I ask the man, how will I know that you are going to walk into that casino and gamble it away.
Well the man replied "No sir... I have money for gambling."
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| Posted by Katie R. Mason on 12-Aug-2005 | I love my wifeIf your wife comes out of the kitchen and starts complaining, what
does that mean?
Her chain is to long!
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| Posted by Vickie Felix on 12-Aug-2005 | The AnninversaryMy father and mother were recently celebrating their 50th wedding
anniversary. While cutting the cake, my mother was moved after
seeing my father??™s eyes fill with tears. Mother took his arm, and
looked at him affectionately. "I never knew you were so
sentimental," she whispered.
"No, no," he said, choking back his tears, "that??™s not it at all.
Remember when your father found us in the barn and told me to either
marry you or spend the next 50 years in jail?"
"Yes," my mother replied. "I remember it like yesterday."
"Well," said my father, "today I would have be a free man!"
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| Posted by Matt S on 12-Aug-2005 | "A Coming Home Gift"After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.
"How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk.
She showed him a bottle costing $50.
"That's a bit much," said Tom, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.
"Thats still quite a bit," Tom groused.
Growing disgusted, the clerk brought out a tiny $15 bottle.
Tom grew agitated, "What I mean," he said, "is I'd like to see something real cheap."
So the clerk handed him a mirror!
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| Posted by Sugar & Spice! on 12-Aug-2005 | Best form of Birth ControlWhat is the best form of Birth Control
Answer: Marriage
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| Posted by Jr Mcgrath on 12-Aug-2005 | Man's IntentionWhat makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
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