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| Posted by Misy on 09-Aug-2005 | Wife's?"In some countries," said the geography teacher, "Men are allowed more than one wife. That's called polygamy."
"In other countries, women are allowed more than one husband. That's called polyandry."
"In this country, men and women are allowed only one married partner."
"Can anyone tell me what that's called?"
A student replied, "Monotony, sir!"
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Edited by Yisman
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| Posted by Alicia C. Chesbro on 09-Aug-2005 | Losing interestHow does a woman know when her husband is losing interest?
When his favorite sexual position is "next door".
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Edited by Calamjo
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| Posted by Maryanne on 09-Aug-2005 | HoneymoonA fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark with his favorite fishing guide.
One day the guide, friend of many years, mentioned that the honeymoon seemed to be spent fishing.
"Yes, but you know how I love to fish..."
"But aren't you newlyweds supposed to be into something else?"
"Yes, but she's got gonorrhea; and you know how I love to fish."
A few hours later, "I understand, but that's not the only way to have sex."
"I know, but she's got diarrhea; and you know how I love to fish..."
The following day, "Sure, but that's still not the only way to have sex."
"Yeah, but she's got pyorrhea and you know how I love to fish..."
Late that afternoon, thoroughly frustrated the guide comments, "I guess I'm not sure why you'd marry someone with health problems like that."
"It's 'cause she's also got worms; and you know I just love to fish..."
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| Posted by Eminem Isgod on 09-Aug-2005 | Want some of this?After 29 years of marriage, a woman decided she needed to do something to spice up her marriage.
She went out and bought a pair of crotchless panties, put them on, walked up to her husband and said, "Do you want some of this?"
He replied, "Hell No... Look what it did to those panties!"
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| Posted by Mike - on 09-Aug-2005 | 20 centsAfter years of financial hardship, a married couple decides the only way they can pay the bills is if the wife works the streets as a prostitute.
So she pulls out her skankiest dress, puts on some high heels, smears on a bit of makeup and walks out the door.
The next morning, she comes home looking dirty and worn. Noticing her rough appearance, the husband asks how the night went.
Not bad, the wife admits. I made $400.20.
That's great! the husband says. But who gave you the dimes?
Everybody, the wife says.
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| Posted by stephen w. mckenna on 09-Aug-2005 | Microwave, et al"Great, just what I need," she moaned as he brought home a new microwave oven.
"One more thing that heats up instantly and goes off in twenty seconds."
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