With Viagra such a hit,

DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips
caused 72 percent of them to stop and ask directions when they got lost,
compared to a control group of 0.2 percent.

PROJECTRA - Men given this experimental new drug were far more likely to
actually finish a household repair project before starting a new one.

CHILDAGRA - Men taking this drug reported a sudden, overwhelming urge to
perform more childcare tasks -- especially cleaning up spills and
"little accidents."

COMPLIMENTRA - In clinical trials, 82 percent of middle-aged men
administered this drug noticed that their wives had a new hairstyle.
Currently being tested to see if its effects extend to noticing new clothing.

BUYAGRA - Married and otherwise attached men reported a sudden urge to buy
their sweeties expensive jewelry and gifts after taking this drug for only
two days. Still to be seen: whether the drug can be continued for a period
longer than your favorites store's return limit.

NEGA-VIAGRA - Has the exact opposite effect of Viagra. Currently undergoing
clinical trials on sitting US presidents.

NEGA-SPORTAGRA - This drug had the strange effect of making men want to turn
off televised sports and actually converse with other family members.

FLATULAGRA - This complex drug converts men's noxious intestinal gasses back
into food solids. Special bonus: Dosage can be doubled for long car rides.

FLYAGRA - This drug has been showing great promise in treating men with
O.F.D. (Open Fly Disorder). Especially useful for men on Viagra.

PRYAGRA - About to fail its clinical trial, this drug gave men in the test
group an irresistible urge to dig into the personal affairs of other people.
Note: Apparent overdose turned three test subjects into "special prosecutors"

LIAGRA - This drug causes men to be less than truthful when being asked
about their sexual affairs. Will be available Regular, Grand Jury and
Presidential Strength versions.

Stanley, the sperm, was always

One of the other sperm asks, "Stanley, why do you always work-out
instead of lounging around like the rest of us?"

Stanley replied, "Well, there is only one sperm that impregnates a
woman. I am going to be that sperm."

A few days later, things started heating up and all the sperm were ready
to go. When the time was right, Stanley was out-distancing all the other
sperms by a great distance. Suddenly, Stanley started swimming back
toward the other sperm,
screaming wildly, "Go back, go back it's a blowjob!"

Q. Why doesn't Barbie

A. Ken comes in a different box!

Q. What's the

A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Q. What

A. They can both smell it but can't eat it.

Q. What's the

A. Spitting, swallowing and gargling.